Well.

I'm very drunk, and it's beer-drunk, rather than whiskey-drunk, so my semantic faculties are not as awakened as usual.

I've just been out on the town with Mad Dog - I love the fact that I've got a friend called 'Mad Dog'.

Anyway.

In response to those of you who keep insisting that I'm wonderful.

I'm not.

( *long post about stuff deleted due to the fact that I'm so drunk, and tired, that I can't string a coherent sentence together* )

I've been tagged by Ann and Kitlet, so here are my (current) top 5 songs (in no particular order):

463 - Buck 65
Motown Junk - Manics
Soma - Smashing Pumpkins
Doom - Lights
Dead of Winter - Eels

I tag:

Mia,
Sirey,
Emmaaaaaa and
Ashy!

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I met a traveler from an antique land ( Read more... )

Well, I'm mightily pissed off. Can't really say why without it turning into a full-on attack on the person who's annoyed me, and they don't really deserve that right now. However, it'd be nice if people just fucking listened every once in a while - maybe realising that many phrases in this language can be taken in more than one way - instead of ( Read more... )

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I wrote an article for a magazine! Aren't I clever?

It's a review of Buck 65's recent gig at Manchester's Night and Day Cafe, which I attended with the lovely Miss annabel_annabel.

If you live outside of the South Manchester area and are thus unable to get your hands on a copy of Juice magazine, my review is ( here )

Ok kids, I'm back from Donnington! I had a jolly good time and fell madly in love with each of these lovely people:


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I go now. See y'all on Tuesday!

*puts on zebra hat in preparation*

The sodding Crazy bastard-son-of-a-diseased-whore Frog is, once a-felching-gain at number fucking one in the UK piece-of-flaming-leprosy-ridden-crap charts.

This angers me a touch.

*deep breath*

So, what's been going on with me?

I'm off to Donnington on Thursday, with the Wonderful Miss Cheema (as she is still known to me), for this which ( Read more... )