Ear thing.
Ok, so this thing...
It was MASSIVE! there was this black lump thing, and all this earwax in tendrils off it. It was bouncy feeling. Did I mention it was fecking huge?
Anyway, so it comes out of my ear and I FREAK OUT! Like "OH MY GOD an insect/small pebble/thing from alien has come out of my ear."
Yeah, so the wooshy sound has left my ear. So has the earache I've had all year.
It was MASSIVE! there was this black lump thing, and all this earwax in tendrils off it. It was bouncy feeling. Did I mention it was fecking huge?
Anyway, so it comes out of my ear and I FREAK OUT! Like "OH MY GOD an insect/small pebble/thing from alien has come out of my ear."
Yeah, so the wooshy sound has left my ear. So has the earache I've had all year.