Meatbag

Oct 17, 2006 18:04

It's decided. To simplify ethical dilemmas, everyone should be referred to as a numbered meatbag. Laws and regulations will be defined by which meatbags are allowed to act and express their individual numbers ( Read more... )

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sisypheantask October 18 2006, 05:11:24 UTC
Some meatbags are more equal than other meatbags.

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kaleden October 18 2006, 08:59:45 UTC
Well everyone prefers the white meat; it's just better for you. Don't you agree, Meatbag #503112?

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kaleden October 19 2006, 06:41:53 UTC
... and throughout the universe.

But yes, 6 digits. All others shall be treated as nondesignated meatbags by which we shall regulate their capacity to exist and be handled.

Take, for example, a meatbag which, for whatever reason, begins growing another meatbag inside itself. Said meatbag's choice about what to do with the growing meatbag within should be strictly limited. After all, the world needs more meatbags since so many are going uncared for. And really, isn't that a shame?

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raginmage November 10 2006, 16:55:09 UTC
do I get a designation? I like meat.

how's seattle?

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