If my life were a true-crime mystery novel...

[kalessin]

If my life were a true-crime mystery novel, I would not have been able to walk past Leavitt & Pearce in Harvard Square from the restaurant where I had dinner this evening and just spilled most of a bottle of ketchup on my light tan linen trousers, splattering them horribly, without having Patrolman Murphy notice that my pants were spattered and

Comments

[c1]

Eh, it's the square. Unusual clothing styles fit right in- I'm sure passers by thought it was intentional.
Now, if you were wearing the patented Smoking Jacket, I'm sure you'd have turned heads.

[chanaleh]

Of course, it wasn't me who shot Jimmy "The Weasel" Toonces,

You are just awesome. :-)

[mabfan]

Very amusing.

[42itous]

:D

Did you really? How embarrassing. I'm glad it didn't stain.

[kalessin]

The ketchup splatter was real... I knocked the bottle over as I was getting up from the table, and the cap was loose and fell off... big red stripe and splatter on my right leg from just above the knee down to my boots (Doc Martens, not my new hiking boots).

[vettecat]

Glad there were no negative aftereffects...