I went to the Pi house to see andrea, and I was wearing my kiss me I'm irish shirt, I wasn't there 2 seconds and a girl asked me if she could kiss me cause i was irish, so I said sure, and she kisses me... i was like..I didn't expect her too but oh well. Night night.

Champion!
You've seen 89% of the internet, and shed 80% of the tears...

Congratulations! You're the internet master. You've managed to see just enough of it without turning yourself into a monster.

And don't go any further! It's dehumanizing from here on in. If you keep finding new and weird things online, you'll become a burnt out husk of a ( Read more... )

Thirteen random things you like ( Read more... )

Jess Bedwell: Dead People place *looks over at rollers farmer unions funeral home ( Read more... )

So, I went to the Sigma Pi house, and had 6 plastic party glasses filled with more then half the cup of captin morgan, and a little bit of dr.pepper...with the captin in my system, and the great dance rap music playing, I begin to dance...then I get hot and go outside and fell into the sandbox where people were playing volleyball earlier...i lay ( Read more... )

So I couldn't sleep after reading a few things, i got really sick to my stomach and cried a bit then called mandy and couldn't get ahold of her, so i messaged jessica. At 3:40 this morning I left my house and went to jessies we sat around and talked for about 20 minutes then we left checked her bank balance, went to wal-mart on parker at about 4:20 ( Read more... )

For my birthday, I want:

1) Pictures of my friends
2) Not to be sung happy birthday from ANY
resturaunt I eat in on my birthday or thereafter ( Read more... )

Happy birthday Kella!
My birthday is in 3 days...I'll be 19...scary huh? anyways time to go to work.

Now the time has come to speak of many things, of heresy and sodomy, cabbages and kings. But more importantly, now listen carefully, is a list full of exciting things. Time to think of Adderall and Lithium, concoction of Celebrex and Gin and Tonics, chased with chasers of PGA and Propoxyphene Hydrochloride. Follow with 3 xanax bars, 2 oxycottons, ( Read more... )

"And the truth is you could slit throat and with my one last gasping breath I'd appoulogize for bleeding on your shirt."