I was feeling the walls closing in and decided to do a song parody of The LA Song by Beth Hart
Disclaim: I own nothing related to DWP or Beth Hart
Rated: G
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrZw8RToN2Y
She hangs around the Runway halls
She's a vocal girl with Hermes scarves
She got there late
She got there late
She dropped the Book so hard she cursed out Nate
And she tried and she tried and she tried and she tried
but nothin's clear when she can't ask her why
But M takes and she takes, she takes and she takes
Andy understands when she gives it away
She says
Damn I gotta get outta this town
M I gotta get outta this pain
Damn I gotta get outta this town
Outta this town and out of Runway
She's not a one
She's not a two
She's not a stick Nigel calls her an ef-in six
She left a note right by the throne
"Don't leave a message 'cause the Queen won't phone"
And she stared and she stared and she stared and she stared.
She stared like Emily at a cube of cheese
Then she laughed and she laughed, she laughed and she laughed
'Cause she knew she was never comin' back
She said
Damn I'm gonna get outta this town
Em I'm gonna get outta this pain
Damn I'm gonna get outta this town
Outta this town & out of Runway
It's all she loves
It's all she hates
It's all too much for her to fake
She can't be sure just when it ends
or how a good wife can win
So she took a plane
She took a plane
To a famous old town with a French name
She met a man
He took her in
But fed her all the same bullshit again
'Cause he lied and he lied and he lied and he lied
He lied like Irv Ravitz shitty ties
So she screamed and she screamed and she screamed and she screamed
It's a different place
But the same old thang
It's all I love
It's all I hate
It's all too much for me to take
I can't be sure
where it begins
Or if the good life lies within
So she said
Damn I gotta get out of this town
Yeah, now I gotta get back on that plane
Em I gotta get out of this town
I'm outta my pain
So I'm goin' back to Runway
Oh
Back to Runway
Back to Runway
Yeah yeah I'm going back to La Priestly
I'm goin' back to Runway