the gossip

[kali_theri_ma]

I’ve been ruthlessly smothered by accounts of people doing each other back home like there’s no tomorrow. I’m sad to say that currently the only man in my life is my damn yoga instructor. I recently got wise to the notion that my mom is falling for the guy- so I hurriedly suggested to her we find an eligible bachelorette to whom we can marry off

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[anonymous]

Forcing comments (much like forcing sex) leaves a dry and unnatural feeling to all who participate...but i was going to comment for you anyway, so we might as well skip the foreplay. your family is what i like to call "adorable." yes. while first glancing at this post, i noticed the phrase, "growing deathly afraid of the possibly impending doom and abysmal despair of spinsterhood." I was immediately offended that you would betray my confidence by posting a personal conversation that I had with you...haha. Then, I had some very serious internal conflicts to deal with once I discovered you were talking about your family. Also, the whole "everyone is hooking up back home" thing is sort of true, but you have to remember that everyone "back home" is also "very greasy" and "gross" and "shady as hell." So, let's just cut to the chase, shall we? when you come home... will you hook up with me? there is no one sane here. not in athens. not in georgia. not in the southeast. not in north america...and you are so far away......love, jill