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I haven't updated in an age, but oh well, freaky-story-time.
I was browsing hetalia quizzes, plugged in my name and age into one, and lo and behold, by birthday came up
So i of course did a little yeahbuhwahtheferg?
anyway, my hetalia life is (copy pasted)
You best friend is S-Italy
You have a crush on N-Italy(Crushing on my bf's twin?)
You hate America (Yeah, why not)
You get bullied by Canada (WHAT? Alright, so I'm a wimp.)
You are scared of Latvia (Okay, definitely a wimp. srsly though, beware the cute ones.)
You go out with for 5 seconds Turkey (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
You get a confession from Canada (Okay so he only bullied me because he loved me? or was he just messing with my head?)
You get in a fist fight with Spain (..and he probably won)
You had a one night stand with Germany (...)
Your first boyfriend is Canada (...?)
Everybody graduates but Estonia (Ah, the smart ones always bomb out. (though he was prolly offered a job pre-graduation))
You marry Japan (that came out of no-where.)
Your first kid name is Chelsea (alright, wimp and a chav.)
You get in a dispute with Iceland (He though i was copying his 'thing'(kuudere))
You get out of the dispute with the help of Germany (Thank God for one-night-stands!)
You have an affair with S-Italy (My best friend? Y not.)
You get caught by Belarus (...She was looking for Russia.)
The chances of them telling 32% (Like I said, she was only looking for russia)
Your husband finds out about the affair, he feels Sad (...isn't that Japan's default emotion?)
You two get divorced, you drown your sorrows with Prussia (Yet again with the brother thing!!?)
The percentage of you two doing a one night stand 31% (That's reassuring.)
You move in with Switzerland (...)
You start having feelings for Korea (WHAT THE HELL BROTHERS????)
You get a confession from England (...That's nice.)
The percentage of you excepting their feelings 52% (K)
You say no, they then go out with Japan (They go out with my Ex?)
The percentage of you like them two together 27% (... Going out with my Ex asfter saying you like me. bad things.)
You get ambushed by Poland (I'd spilled cola on his skirt in college)
The chances of you getting out of their alive 98% (... Ya I'm a wimp no more!)
You unxpectingly get glomped by Lithuania ("You have freed me from Poland's iron fist!"}
You are lonely, you get a Drink of wine (Uh oh, I don't like where this is going..)
Drunk, you kiss Estonia (The CEO of a major company now.)
Percentage of how much they liked the kiss 4% ("get your hands off me!" *hic*)
You have a huge war against Korea (pissed off over Japan)
Your chances of winning 24% (.. and back to wimpery.)
You die by Nuclear Attack (.. That's... foreboding.)
The only person not to go to your funeral is Canada (Harsh.)
This person is the most devastated by your death Finland ("Su-san, why do people die?".)
This person is the most happiest that you died Latvia (I TOLD YOU HE WAS EVIL.)
This person is the master mind of your death Sweden ("They die because I say so!")
How much you liked your life 20% (Take the 2 off and you're about right.)
I was browsing hetalia quizzes, plugged in my name and age into one, and lo and behold, by birthday came up
So i of course did a little yeahbuhwahtheferg?
anyway, my hetalia life is (copy pasted)
You best friend is S-Italy
You have a crush on N-Italy(Crushing on my bf's twin?)
You hate America (Yeah, why not)
You get bullied by Canada (WHAT? Alright, so I'm a wimp.)
You are scared of Latvia (Okay, definitely a wimp. srsly though, beware the cute ones.)
You go out with for 5 seconds Turkey (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
You get a confession from Canada (Okay so he only bullied me because he loved me? or was he just messing with my head?)
You get in a fist fight with Spain (..and he probably won)
You had a one night stand with Germany (...)
Your first boyfriend is Canada (...?)
Everybody graduates but Estonia (Ah, the smart ones always bomb out. (though he was prolly offered a job pre-graduation))
You marry Japan (that came out of no-where.)
Your first kid name is Chelsea (alright, wimp and a chav.)
You get in a dispute with Iceland (He though i was copying his 'thing'(kuudere))
You get out of the dispute with the help of Germany (Thank God for one-night-stands!)
You have an affair with S-Italy (My best friend? Y not.)
You get caught by Belarus (...She was looking for Russia.)
The chances of them telling 32% (Like I said, she was only looking for russia)
Your husband finds out about the affair, he feels Sad (...isn't that Japan's default emotion?)
You two get divorced, you drown your sorrows with Prussia (Yet again with the brother thing!!?)
The percentage of you two doing a one night stand 31% (That's reassuring.)
You move in with Switzerland (...)
You start having feelings for Korea (WHAT THE HELL BROTHERS????)
You get a confession from England (...That's nice.)
The percentage of you excepting their feelings 52% (K)
You say no, they then go out with Japan (They go out with my Ex?)
The percentage of you like them two together 27% (... Going out with my Ex asfter saying you like me. bad things.)
You get ambushed by Poland (I'd spilled cola on his skirt in college)
The chances of you getting out of their alive 98% (... Ya I'm a wimp no more!)
You unxpectingly get glomped by Lithuania ("You have freed me from Poland's iron fist!"}
You are lonely, you get a Drink of wine (Uh oh, I don't like where this is going..)
Drunk, you kiss Estonia (The CEO of a major company now.)
Percentage of how much they liked the kiss 4% ("get your hands off me!" *hic*)
You have a huge war against Korea (pissed off over Japan)
Your chances of winning 24% (.. and back to wimpery.)
You die by Nuclear Attack (.. That's... foreboding.)
The only person not to go to your funeral is Canada (Harsh.)
This person is the most devastated by your death Finland ("Su-san, why do people die?".)
This person is the most happiest that you died Latvia (I TOLD YOU HE WAS EVIL.)
This person is the master mind of your death Sweden ("They die because I say so!")
How much you liked your life 20% (Take the 2 off and you're about right.)