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[kalijean]

me: OMFG. I just went upstairs to take off my shirt and chuck it in the laundry. I'm standing over the laundry, looking into the dark bedroom, when I fucking realize my foot is against a BODY

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[bghost]

Good Lord! You probably had a full fifteen minutes shaved off your life just there, from fright! Did you wake up Natalie? If so, did she get the screaming heeby jeebies too?

And now, next time you write zombie!verse, you just channel that AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!! moment into your fic, and you'll know you're on the right track!

[kalijean]

I woke her up, but not by shrieking XD Just telling her to go to bed. I'm still baffled as to why. XD XD

[bghost]

Because... she's a kid! It is her job to terrorise and terrify you, in wildly bizzare ways. My son, to be fair, was always asleep when he did these things. He got up once, walked out into the back garden, and start pissing against the neighbours fence! I had absolutely no idea that he was sleepwalking

[kalijean]

OH GOD I WOULD NEVER HAVE STOPPED SCREAMING

[ride_4ever]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!

[kalijean]

[bghost]

My favourite is Captain Sparrow, doing his "runaway" dance!

[kalijean]

I think I made the same noise you do when you see a rodent scurry by. XD

[kalijean]

I'm pretty sure that's what I did. :D

[kalijean]

I have no idea how I managed to pull the shirt off her...