Babies are parasites while they're incubating. No really, they are. They sap your physical, mental, and emotional resources without providing anything in return. Definition of a parasitic relationship. Everyone tells me it gets better once the baby has arrived.
Then you get to get up in the middle of the night 3-4 times for the next 6 months after that. Bleh! Oh wait, you probably need positive support...hmmmm....well its nice that man is doing so much cleaning now. How's that? Man gets to feel super powerful and fast for the next 6 months...wait that's all positive about Man. Hmmmm.... you will look hella cute with a basketball tummy? =D
ya there has been few positives about being preggers, other than my boss tells me to sit down more.
Its just crazy imagine cutting your energy level down 75% (because you always seem to get more done than the average human) but still having to accomplish the same amount of work in the same amount of time.
Sorry to hear that is has been rough for you. My wife nicole went well through 1st and 2nd but the high blood pressure got kind of serious and then we ended up with a c-section and 5.5 week early baby. So hopefully you can drag yourself thru the process normally.
ya its becoming quickly apparent that the baby is inheriting Man's martial arts skill. I think around 2/3 yrs old we will having to be having the you can't hit people talk. I think I'll make it ok, its just been rough.
Everything is better now. This was only two weekends ago. She is about back to normal moving and the Little guy Tristan should be home in under a week. Our little guy had long legs and made sure Nicole knew it.
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Either way, feel better yo.
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ya there has been few positives about being preggers, other than my boss tells me to sit down more.
Its just crazy imagine cutting your energy level down 75% (because you always seem to get more done than the average human) but still having to accomplish the same amount of work in the same amount of time.
Its driving me crazy.
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ya its becoming quickly apparent that the baby is inheriting Man's martial arts skill. I think around 2/3 yrs old we will having to be having the you can't hit people talk. I think I'll make it ok, its just been rough.
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Our little guy had long legs and made sure Nicole knew it.
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good luck to you guys
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