Fic: Resistance Is Futile (Draco, Harry)
Title: Resistance Is Futile
Author: kalina_blue
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Draco/Hermione, Harry/Ginny
Prompt Set: 100.1 (Draco/Hermione)
Prompt: 33. Command
Word Count: 299
Summary: Draco and Harry are trying to resist the inevitable, but ultimately, they will lose.
Warnings: Post-DH, EWE
A/N: Written for the second challenge at dyno_drabbles. I honestly don't know where this came from… I had a bit of trouble coming up with something appropriate for the prompt (resistance, exactly 299 words). And I can't believe I won that challenge. :)
Draco and Harry were standing on the street, eying the house in front of them warily.
"I won't do it," Draco said defiantly, his face sullen. "I won't go in."
"Quit your whining, Malfoy," Harry said, annoyed. "I don't like this any more than you do."
"Yeah, but I don't see you doing anything to get us out of this mess," Draco replied.
"That's because Ginny said I'd be sleeping on the couch for the rest of the year if I didn't do this for her brother, and I'd rather suffer one night instead of several months," Harry reasoned, but he was still standing right next to Draco, making no move to enter the building.
"You're so whipped, Potter."
"Look who's talking," Harry challenged. "You're only here because Hermione made you come."
"Of course. I can't even stand the guy," Draco said immediately. "I'm going to ditch the two of you as soon as humanly possible."
"Great," Harry shot back. "Like I actually care."
"This wouldn't be necessary, if the Weasel wasn't such a damn girl."
"Well, I think, it's great Ron has finally came out of the closet," Harry said, defending his best friend.
"I've got no problem with Weasley being gay; always figured he must be a pansy to break up with Hermione," Draco replied, aggravated. "What I have a problem with is that the guy is too chicken to go out on his own, and now we have to accompany him to a gay bar. A Muggle gay bar."
"Let's just get this over with," Harry sighed. "Resistance is futile anyway."
"I'm telling you now, Potter. If anyone of those cretins so much as looks at me the wrong way, I'll transfigure them all into toadstool."
"Keep using words like 'cretin' and you'll fit right in."