Toothpaste

[kalipha]

So, squeezing toothpaste from the middle of the tube. Long has it ranked up there with leaving the toilet seat up in the catalogue of inconsiderate spouse / partner / housemate / guest habits. But I ask - why

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[footpad]

In winter the bedroom is one large ice-cube
And she squeezes the toothpaste from the middle of the tube.
Her hairs in the sink
Have driven me to drink-
But oh well
What the hell
She's my girl
And I love her.

[kalipha]

I was thinking of Tom Lehrer as I wrong it :)