Shiver me timbers!

[kalliplokime]

I be having quite a fancy for these Webbe Holidays, and partic'ly this one, what be full o' pirates. So, in honor o' the season, I thought I'd give ye some Pirate Jokes, to get ye scurvy dogs more in th' mood, as 'twere. But these be not just any Pirate Jokes. I know ye to be discernin' salts, and not content with usual lubberly fare, and so I

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[liberateanimum]

If I ever play Mad Libs again, I think I'm just going to use "scurvy" for every adjective prompt that comes up. It is seriously the best adjective ever.