*points at icon* Says it all.

Jul 22, 2007 22:26

Oh. My. God.

Well. Can I just say that OMGWTFFREDDIES? Visualize the hole in my heart at that moment.
I'm all jumbly 'cause I read the book so fast. (Well, that and I haven't slept in three days. That could be part of the problem.)
By the way, I was the kid in the parking lot who turned to the back of the book to see if it said "Albus Severus" and when it did, died a little bit inside. I was seriously standing there going, "WHAT THE FUCK?"
Anyways. Yeah, pretty much, my icon says it all. Basically, if you go visit phuck's icon post, you'll basically get the gist of my feelings.
I am EXTREMELY emo about the following deaths:
Mad-Eye. Fred. Remus/Tonks (That poor baby!!!!). Dobby. Hedwig. Not so much Colin, because he was annoying, but... still. It was saddddd. The whole book was just depressing. Except for the funny parts. (Whoa, I am so tired. Can you tell?)

I'm glad Percy came back, but I reeeeeeally wish he'd been the one to die. It would have saved phelpsession a lot of heartache. *huggles*
By the way, that Potter radio station was pretty much the shit.
AND. NEVILLE ROCKED THE BOOK. He is officially my favorite character. I mean, for real. The boy grew a pair of cajones and DAMN can he stand up for himself. ♥
But Ron stole Harry's CAPSLOCKOFRAGE and I wanted to punch him in the face. Thank you, Hermione, for doing it for me.

Bill/Fleur was cute. Percy's all like, "OMG my sister-in-law's a Veela how kewl." I liked their little house. Plus, you know, being thankful to Harry when she didn't have to be.
Auntie Muriel sucked. Yuck. blech. how ruuude.
Remus/Tonks. Okay. I'm a Remus/Sirius shipper and all, but can I just say, Awwwww. Baby. (I'm a sucker for babies.) But seriously? Teddy Lupin? YOU LOSE JKR.
By the way... that whole blind dragon scene thing... TOTALLY unrealistic. Hello? How did the dragon know where to go? That entire scene at Gringotts, I was thinking, "HERMIONE YOU ARE TEH STUPID. ACT LIKE A BITCH." ANGERrrrrrrr. But it all worked out in the end.
Also, how many effing times was Harry thisfuckingclose to dying, yet he managed to scrape by? Voldy, you lose too.
By the way, Molly is the bestest. That scene where she went psycho on Bella killed me. Killed me dead. I seriously burst out laughing.
Oh, and... FINALLY SOME FREAKING SHIPPING AROUND HERE. yay Ron/Hermione and Harry/Ginny and Married!Remus/Tonks!
Ooooh, and I noticed some Dean/Luna action going on there at the battle. Am I alone? (Hell, dude, if Dean really looked like Alfie Enoch, I'd be lining up to hold his hand, too.)

All in all, the icon basically spells it out. I liked the book, but, honestly? Albus SEVERUS? You've got to be joking, JKR. Seriously. Couldn't you have just... opened a baby book and picked out a name at random? *headdesk*

RL post later. Not much to report, sadly. School in less than a month. Be sad with me.
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