In which our protagonist successfully controls time

[kalmakka]

I woke up at about 4 PM. Now, I usually sleep late, but 4 is very late, especially without waking up and then going back to sleep. So I woke up again, this time at about 5. My dad said I had to go to work, but I told him that it was no point and I would just stay inside and hide for the rest of the day. Then I realized that he had no reason to be

Comments

[rndstrofchars]

All this waking up.. it can't be good fer ya.

[kalmakka]

I better cut back

[felix_carni]

Now i'm scared..
How can I be sure i'm me and not just a part of one of your dreams?

[kalmakka]

Yay! I've converted you to antisolipsism!

[felix_carni]

"Let's go tell a solipsist, and then punch him, and then say "Stop imagining hitting yourself!" ROFLMAO