Writer's Block: I Love My Body Because…

[kamasutrapilot]

((RP journal))

'Cause I'm pretty well-built in some parts.

If ya catch my drift.

*OHOOOO SNAP.*

Comments

[painting_beagle]

..I don't get it.

[kamasutrapilot]

What I've done there in the basement?

I'm sayin' that's sizable. Thought that was obvious.

[painting_beagle]

..Whatever you do in your basement is your own business.

...Wait.

..Wait... ...

...Oh.. OH.. Oh.

[kamasutrapilot]

So ya finally get it now!

[shootmedown]

Yeah yeah! Anyone can tell by just your attitude what size you have it down there!

It's probably where your brain is located!

[kamasutrapilot]

What, think it's bigger than my ego?

If'n so, I must have a pretty large ego!

[shootmedown]

So you have. I replaced your dongle with fruit by the foot.

[kamasutrapilot]

NOOOOOOOO

At least it's a foot long geeze 8(

[daisyrules]

Eww, that is way TMI!

[kamasutrapilot]

*Oh boy a cute girl. She seems like she could possibly be around her late teens or twenties so why not.*

It's a nice trait, though!

But hey, I apologize for that. That ain't the way a right gentleman should act in front of anyone, 'specially any ladies passin'. *`w`(\*

[daisyrules]

I should certainly say not. But, I forgive you, I guess. Sometimes women aren't much better than men when it comes to "size."

[kamasutrapilot]

Whatever ya' say.

Well hey, I don't mind. Some ladies're pretty sizable enough for me. *As in, most are. D8*

[too_dimented]

You're also pretty poorly built in other areas, my pencil-necked aquaintence~

[kamasutrapilot]

Hey, hey, women like a thin guy, so I ain't complainin', maskface.

[too_dimented]

I think women prefer trim, fit men. You're trim in the same way a a toothpick is svelt.

[kamasutrapilot]

Hey, hey, I'm fit.

... Jus' doesn't show that much.

*LIAR LIAR*

[shellshot_04]

Thank you...for sharing?

[kamasutrapilot]

No problem, would do it another time.

*No not really, he just wants to be a douche to you, Parakarry.*

[shellshot_04]

Thanks for the offer but you're not really my type.

[kamasutrapilot]

... Woah wait I didn't mean it in that way, I ain't gay.