[fic] She's a He [Chapter 1]
title : She's a He
pairing(s) : akame
rating : G - PG13
genre : romance, fluff, crack
disclaimer : I wish I own them. :|
summary : Yamapi's house. It may sound weird to say that it's Jin's favorite place.. But it's true. Not because it's perfect for partying. But because from there he could comfortably watch the cute waitress who works at the nearby coffee shop.. He's been rooting for her the whole time.. Wanting to get to know her because she's very pretty and she simply amazes him. Then one day, he decided that it will be the day when he'll make her fall in love with him. But is she really a waitress?
AN1: This is specially dedicated to granity20 as well, just like my 2nd akame picspam. XD
AN2: This is supposed to be a oneshot but it's too long so I decided to make it a mini-multichap. For those who read Stay Away From Her, I'm sorry but I won't continue writing it anymore. LOL. Kidding. XD PLEASE DON'T WORRY. I know it's still ongoing so I promise I won't update this fic as long as I'm not done with the other yet. ^^v I'm sorry for the delay. Hope everyone enjoys reading. ^^
"Ne~ Do you think she'll remember me if I drop by their cafe?", Jin asked.
His chin on the palm of his hand. They're by Pi's balcony, watching the girl again. He's already used to seeing Jin lurking around his house. Actually, some people even mistake him as his house mate.
"Well, that's if you'll come there with me. I'm sure she'll remember you as The-Guy-Who-Came-With-The-Hottie yesterday."
"Pi! I'm serious, ok?"
"Who told you I wasn't? You should be thanking me for answering all your cliched questions instead, baka."
"I only asked you this once!"
"Yeah, using those words. But all your other questions mean the same", Pi reasoned, "Like, 'She'll remember me if I go there often, right?' or 'Pi, don't you think she'll notice me if I go everyday?'. They all mean the same, don't you think?"
"Fine, fine. But seriously, what do you think?", he asked, one of his brows raised.
"There you go again, you better not ask me if you won't consider my answer serious enough."
"I will this time. So?"
"She'll remember you if you come with me."
"Are you serious?!"
"I QUIT.", Pi said, raising his arms as if he has just been arrested.
Jin left, sighing.
Later that day, 7 PM, Pi just woke up when he heard his doorbell, rang.
He always panic whenever the bell rings, so he quickly ran to the door and answered it.
"Pi!"
"Oh, you're here again, what's new, ne?"
"You'll come with me, right?", Jin asked, ignoring Pi's statement.
"Eh? Where?"
"Just come! You told me you'll come with me!", Jin exclaimed, grabbing Pi's wrist and dragging him outside with him..
"Wait! Bakanishi! Stop!", But Jin just continued dragging him. Passersby are looking at them, laughing..
Jin found it strange and asked, "Pi, why are they staring at us?"
"BAKA! Look at me!", Pi yelled, his arms spread wide so Jin could see him completely.
"Oh my god, Pi! You're such a perv! Why are you going outside with just your boxers on?!"
"Stupid Bakanishi! You're the one who dragged me here! I just got up from bed!!!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know! Because it's already dark Pi!"
They immediately rushed back inside. Pi was so ashamed running outside looking like that.
"Come on! Hurry! We need to go!"
"Just give me 2 minutes, ok? I need to look cool!"
"Don't tell me you want to impress her too? Oh my god, Pi. What kind of friend are you?"
"You're so assuming! Just shut up, will you?"
So Jin just watched Pi, get dressed. After that. They went to the coffee shop and sat at one of the tables near the counter..
One of the waitresses approached them and asked, "Sir, may I take your order now?"
"Uhm.. I want ba.. BAKA!", Pi's about to order when Jin interrupted him by kicking him under the table.
"Uhmm, I'm sorry sir but-"
"No! No! You can take them later. I'm sorry about this baka right here."
"O.. Ok, sir.", then the waitress left.
"Pi! If you order now I won't be able to talk to my baby."
"I forgot."
"Ok, so we just have to wait until she passes by, ok?"
Minutes later, finally, they saw her..
"U.. Uhm.. Miss, We'll be taking our order now.", Jin said as she signals her to come to them, but she looks kinda busy at the moment so the same one as before is the one who came to them.
"Oh, fuck. What's wrong with this girl? Is she psychotic?", Jin mumbled under his breath, Pi just smirked and said, "Baka."
"May I take your order now, sir?"
"Iwantbananagingermuffins.", Pi said in one breath so Jin won't be able to stop him anymore.
Jin sighed and just ordered, "Cherry almond scones and hot chocolate for me."
"Is that all, sir?"
"Please add Chocolate Cranberry Poundcake and Fresh Fruit Coffeecake. Oh~ And cappuccino.."
"Is that all, sir?"
Pi looked at Jin, expecting him to order more but his eyes widened when he said, "That's all, thanks."
"Ok, sir. I'll be back in a minute."
"Eh?! Are you sure that's all? Are you on a diet? It's rare for you to think of getting rid of those fats."
"I don't need dieting, Pi. It's just that, If I order too many, I'll be full and she won't be able to take my follow up orders anymore.."
"Oooh~ Is that so? You really like her, huh?"
"Of course! I really like her, Pi. But one thing I hate is how that bitch has a crush on you.", he said, shifting his eyes from the love of his life to the psychotic waitress..
"Oh man. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be this sexy."
"SHUT UP."
When their orders came, Pi quickly savored his pastries and tucked in while Jin ate slowly as he watches her walk back and forth, her hair is tied up and a bit messy, and her fringe slightly covering her face.. "Oh my god.. She's really cute, I can't control myself anymore.."
"Jin, can I taste you.."
"HAH?! Pi! All this time, I thought you're straight!", Jin said out loud, catching the attention of most of the people there..
"Baka! I'm not finished yet! I wanna taste a bit of your.."
Then she walked up to them and said, "Sir, please lower you voice."
"We're sorry.. Very sorry..", Pi said, while Jin just stared at her in awe..
That moment, they're both so ashamed and left the coffee shop.
"TSK! Pi! This is your fault!"
"It's not my fault! You overreacted! I just wanna taste your scones!!! You're so absorbed in all your thinking that you don't pay attention to what I'm saying!"
"Is that so? So it's because you're such a glutton! You're so into eating that you don't pay attention to what state I'm in. I was in wonderland so it's understandable if I became shocked with your sudden proposition that you wanna taste me!"
"I told you! It's the scones! Don't be so full of yourself"
"Pervert! Glutton!"
"Oh yeah? Idiot! Stupid!"
The two bakas ended up arguing instead of striking up a conversation with the girl..
"Tsk. I lost my chance today."
"Ne~ We can come back tomorrow.."
"Behave,ok?"
The next evening, when they came back, luckily, she's the one who approached them..
"What do you want to have today, mister?"
Jin, in awe, tried saying something appropriate but failed, "Ca.. Can I.. Can I have you for today?"
The girl frowned, "Excuse me?"
"I'm sorry, just bring anything for him, he'll eat anything from you.."
"I understand. Then how about you sir?", Jin is still in awe staring at the latter from head to toe.
"I want fresh fruit coffeecake, Italian plum roll, apple turnovers and iced mochaccino."
"Is that all, sir?"
"Hai."
"Bakanishi, you can stop that exaggeration now.", Pi said as he whacked Jin's head, making him come back to reality.
"Pi! Did you see her?! She's very pretty and cute and pure and beau-"
"How can I not? She took our orders, baka!"
When the waitress came back and gave their orders, Jin stopped her from leaving,
"Chotto!", Jin called out and she turned around making her shoulder-length hair flip..
"Do you still need something, sir?"
"N.. name?", Jin asked, holding onto his plate of pastries..
"Ooh~ Those are caramel turtle brownies and caramel pear puff pastry tarts, sir."
"Uhmm.. No.. I mean, your name.."
"K.. Kame.. nashi.."
"Oh sugoi! That's why you brought turtles and pears for him!", Pi exclaimed.
"T.. Thank you so much..", Jin said, with glittery eyes. "But.. What about your first name?"
"K.. Kazuya.."
"Eh?! Isn't that a guy's name?", Pi, again, exclaimed.
"Oi Pi! You're rude!!!", Jin said, whacking Pi.
The girl frowned and seemed like annoyed, "Are you making fun of me?"
"Eh?! We're not! Did I say something wrong? It's only Pi! Apologize, Pi!"
"I'm excusing myself now.", she said and turned around.
"She's mad! I'm so sorry", Pi said, wanting to be forgiven by the pretty waitress..
"I'm a HE!.", she, or more like he, said with piercing eyes.
Their jaws dropped. Not knowing what to say, they watched him as he walks away..
Days passed..
"Pi! I still can't believe it!!!"
"I know, right. I, myself, really thought he's a girl too."
"What a piece of shit."
"So what are your plans, then?"
"Do you really have to ask?"
"Oh, I got it. Come on.", Pi said, dragging him with him.
They entered the club and scanned the area for girls in tight skirts.. Fortunately, someone really sexy caught Jin's eyes,
"Watch me, Pi.",he said with an I'm amazing aura around him.. He made his way through the booming crowd to the girl sitting by the counter, legs crossed, short skirt, long nails, and big curls.. He sat beside her without hesitating and asked with a seducing stare..,
"Alone?"
"Oh~ Yeah, wanna join me?", she answered with a big smile, this guy really is damn hot..
"My pleasure.."
They shared a few drinks and exchanged flirty discourses with each other. He looked at Pi only to see his pouty lips pointing at someone just a few stools away.. Jin frowned not understanding what the latter means, he looked at where Pi is pointing at, and was shocked by whom he saw..
~To Be Continued..
PS: This will have about, three chapters, I think? XD Please leave a comment.
pairing(s) : akame
rating : G - PG13
genre : romance, fluff, crack
disclaimer : I wish I own them. :|
summary : Yamapi's house. It may sound weird to say that it's Jin's favorite place.. But it's true. Not because it's perfect for partying. But because from there he could comfortably watch the cute waitress who works at the nearby coffee shop.. He's been rooting for her the whole time.. Wanting to get to know her because she's very pretty and she simply amazes him. Then one day, he decided that it will be the day when he'll make her fall in love with him. But is she really a waitress?
AN1: This is specially dedicated to granity20 as well, just like my 2nd akame picspam. XD
AN2: This is supposed to be a oneshot but it's too long so I decided to make it a mini-multichap. For those who read Stay Away From Her, I'm sorry but I won't continue writing it anymore. LOL. Kidding. XD PLEASE DON'T WORRY. I know it's still ongoing so I promise I won't update this fic as long as I'm not done with the other yet. ^^v I'm sorry for the delay. Hope everyone enjoys reading. ^^
"Ne~ Do you think she'll remember me if I drop by their cafe?", Jin asked.
His chin on the palm of his hand. They're by Pi's balcony, watching the girl again. He's already used to seeing Jin lurking around his house. Actually, some people even mistake him as his house mate.
"Well, that's if you'll come there with me. I'm sure she'll remember you as The-Guy-Who-Came-With-The-Hottie yesterday."
"Pi! I'm serious, ok?"
"Who told you I wasn't? You should be thanking me for answering all your cliched questions instead, baka."
"I only asked you this once!"
"Yeah, using those words. But all your other questions mean the same", Pi reasoned, "Like, 'She'll remember me if I go there often, right?' or 'Pi, don't you think she'll notice me if I go everyday?'. They all mean the same, don't you think?"
"Fine, fine. But seriously, what do you think?", he asked, one of his brows raised.
"There you go again, you better not ask me if you won't consider my answer serious enough."
"I will this time. So?"
"She'll remember you if you come with me."
"Are you serious?!"
"I QUIT.", Pi said, raising his arms as if he has just been arrested.
Jin left, sighing.
Later that day, 7 PM, Pi just woke up when he heard his doorbell, rang.
He always panic whenever the bell rings, so he quickly ran to the door and answered it.
"Pi!"
"Oh, you're here again, what's new, ne?"
"You'll come with me, right?", Jin asked, ignoring Pi's statement.
"Eh? Where?"
"Just come! You told me you'll come with me!", Jin exclaimed, grabbing Pi's wrist and dragging him outside with him..
"Wait! Bakanishi! Stop!", But Jin just continued dragging him. Passersby are looking at them, laughing..
Jin found it strange and asked, "Pi, why are they staring at us?"
"BAKA! Look at me!", Pi yelled, his arms spread wide so Jin could see him completely.
"Oh my god, Pi! You're such a perv! Why are you going outside with just your boxers on?!"
"Stupid Bakanishi! You're the one who dragged me here! I just got up from bed!!!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know! Because it's already dark Pi!"
They immediately rushed back inside. Pi was so ashamed running outside looking like that.
"Come on! Hurry! We need to go!"
"Just give me 2 minutes, ok? I need to look cool!"
"Don't tell me you want to impress her too? Oh my god, Pi. What kind of friend are you?"
"You're so assuming! Just shut up, will you?"
So Jin just watched Pi, get dressed. After that. They went to the coffee shop and sat at one of the tables near the counter..
One of the waitresses approached them and asked, "Sir, may I take your order now?"
"Uhm.. I want ba.. BAKA!", Pi's about to order when Jin interrupted him by kicking him under the table.
"Uhmm, I'm sorry sir but-"
"No! No! You can take them later. I'm sorry about this baka right here."
"O.. Ok, sir.", then the waitress left.
"Pi! If you order now I won't be able to talk to my baby."
"I forgot."
"Ok, so we just have to wait until she passes by, ok?"
Minutes later, finally, they saw her..
"U.. Uhm.. Miss, We'll be taking our order now.", Jin said as she signals her to come to them, but she looks kinda busy at the moment so the same one as before is the one who came to them.
"Oh, fuck. What's wrong with this girl? Is she psychotic?", Jin mumbled under his breath, Pi just smirked and said, "Baka."
"May I take your order now, sir?"
"Iwantbananagingermuffins.", Pi said in one breath so Jin won't be able to stop him anymore.
Jin sighed and just ordered, "Cherry almond scones and hot chocolate for me."
"Is that all, sir?"
"Please add Chocolate Cranberry Poundcake and Fresh Fruit Coffeecake. Oh~ And cappuccino.."
"Is that all, sir?"
Pi looked at Jin, expecting him to order more but his eyes widened when he said, "That's all, thanks."
"Ok, sir. I'll be back in a minute."
"Eh?! Are you sure that's all? Are you on a diet? It's rare for you to think of getting rid of those fats."
"I don't need dieting, Pi. It's just that, If I order too many, I'll be full and she won't be able to take my follow up orders anymore.."
"Oooh~ Is that so? You really like her, huh?"
"Of course! I really like her, Pi. But one thing I hate is how that bitch has a crush on you.", he said, shifting his eyes from the love of his life to the psychotic waitress..
"Oh man. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be this sexy."
"SHUT UP."
When their orders came, Pi quickly savored his pastries and tucked in while Jin ate slowly as he watches her walk back and forth, her hair is tied up and a bit messy, and her fringe slightly covering her face.. "Oh my god.. She's really cute, I can't control myself anymore.."
"Jin, can I taste you.."
"HAH?! Pi! All this time, I thought you're straight!", Jin said out loud, catching the attention of most of the people there..
"Baka! I'm not finished yet! I wanna taste a bit of your.."
Then she walked up to them and said, "Sir, please lower you voice."
"We're sorry.. Very sorry..", Pi said, while Jin just stared at her in awe..
That moment, they're both so ashamed and left the coffee shop.
"TSK! Pi! This is your fault!"
"It's not my fault! You overreacted! I just wanna taste your scones!!! You're so absorbed in all your thinking that you don't pay attention to what I'm saying!"
"Is that so? So it's because you're such a glutton! You're so into eating that you don't pay attention to what state I'm in. I was in wonderland so it's understandable if I became shocked with your sudden proposition that you wanna taste me!"
"I told you! It's the scones! Don't be so full of yourself"
"Pervert! Glutton!"
"Oh yeah? Idiot! Stupid!"
The two bakas ended up arguing instead of striking up a conversation with the girl..
"Tsk. I lost my chance today."
"Ne~ We can come back tomorrow.."
"Behave,ok?"
The next evening, when they came back, luckily, she's the one who approached them..
"What do you want to have today, mister?"
Jin, in awe, tried saying something appropriate but failed, "Ca.. Can I.. Can I have you for today?"
The girl frowned, "Excuse me?"
"I'm sorry, just bring anything for him, he'll eat anything from you.."
"I understand. Then how about you sir?", Jin is still in awe staring at the latter from head to toe.
"I want fresh fruit coffeecake, Italian plum roll, apple turnovers and iced mochaccino."
"Is that all, sir?"
"Hai."
"Bakanishi, you can stop that exaggeration now.", Pi said as he whacked Jin's head, making him come back to reality.
"Pi! Did you see her?! She's very pretty and cute and pure and beau-"
"How can I not? She took our orders, baka!"
When the waitress came back and gave their orders, Jin stopped her from leaving,
"Chotto!", Jin called out and she turned around making her shoulder-length hair flip..
"Do you still need something, sir?"
"N.. name?", Jin asked, holding onto his plate of pastries..
"Ooh~ Those are caramel turtle brownies and caramel pear puff pastry tarts, sir."
"Uhmm.. No.. I mean, your name.."
"K.. Kame.. nashi.."
"Oh sugoi! That's why you brought turtles and pears for him!", Pi exclaimed.
"T.. Thank you so much..", Jin said, with glittery eyes. "But.. What about your first name?"
"K.. Kazuya.."
"Eh?! Isn't that a guy's name?", Pi, again, exclaimed.
"Oi Pi! You're rude!!!", Jin said, whacking Pi.
The girl frowned and seemed like annoyed, "Are you making fun of me?"
"Eh?! We're not! Did I say something wrong? It's only Pi! Apologize, Pi!"
"I'm excusing myself now.", she said and turned around.
"She's mad! I'm so sorry", Pi said, wanting to be forgiven by the pretty waitress..
"I'm a HE!.", she, or more like he, said with piercing eyes.
Their jaws dropped. Not knowing what to say, they watched him as he walks away..
Days passed..
"Pi! I still can't believe it!!!"
"I know, right. I, myself, really thought he's a girl too."
"What a piece of shit."
"So what are your plans, then?"
"Do you really have to ask?"
"Oh, I got it. Come on.", Pi said, dragging him with him.
They entered the club and scanned the area for girls in tight skirts.. Fortunately, someone really sexy caught Jin's eyes,
"Watch me, Pi.",he said with an I'm amazing aura around him.. He made his way through the booming crowd to the girl sitting by the counter, legs crossed, short skirt, long nails, and big curls.. He sat beside her without hesitating and asked with a seducing stare..,
"Alone?"
"Oh~ Yeah, wanna join me?", she answered with a big smile, this guy really is damn hot..
"My pleasure.."
They shared a few drinks and exchanged flirty discourses with each other. He looked at Pi only to see his pouty lips pointing at someone just a few stools away.. Jin frowned not understanding what the latter means, he looked at where Pi is pointing at, and was shocked by whom he saw..
~To Be Continued..
PS: This will have about, three chapters, I think? XD Please leave a comment.