[fic] She's a He [Chapter 2]
title : She's a He
pairing(s) : akame
rating : G - PG13
genre : romance, fluff, crack
disclaimer : I wish I own them. :|
summary : Yamapi's house. It may sound weird to say that it's Jin's favorite place.. But it's true. Not because it's perfect for partying. But because from there he could comfortably watch the cute waitress who works at the nearby coffee shop.. He's been rooting for her the whole time.. Wanting to get to know her because she's very pretty and she simply amazes him. Then one day, he decided that it will be the day when he'll make her fall in love with him. But is she really a waitress?
AN: I'm sorry. It took me too long to update this. XD Enjoy reading, ok? ^^v I had Spelling Quiz Bee yesterday so I didn't manage to update this a bit earlier. Oh, and I might as well tell you this, I'll be taking a 1 week hiatus for a while. I have so many projects!!! DX
They shared a few drinks and exchanged flirty discourses with each other. He looked at Pi only to see his pouty lips pointing at someone just a few stools away.. Jin frowned not understanding what the latter means, he looked at where Pi is pointing at, and was shocked by whom he saw..
"Damn it! Of all places!", he said gritting his teeth and letting out a heavy sigh..
The very figure of the person he doesn't want to see the most is right before him.. Just a few steps away.. The timing is very wrong, indeed. "Why does he have to show up now?", he continued, keeping his voice as low as possible. Then the guy sitting just a few stools away, smirked.
Noticing this, the girl asked with a frown, "Hey, something wrong?"
"Umm, n.. No. Nothing, it's nothing.. Don't mind me.", he answered but his eyes still glued to the guy. Kame's looking all hot in his casual clothes.. He wondered why it's turning him on when he's perfectly aware of his real gender.
"I need to go to the comfort room. I'll be back, ok?", she said, playfully twirling her hair and flashing a flirty smile.
"Yeah..", Jin said, he's been feeling a little bored all this while even with a hot chick but not when he gained knowledge of the turtle's presence. But he brushed these thoughts off knowing that he must NOT be turned on because of a guy. When she left, he turned around so he won't be tempted to give the latter a second look.. BUT.
"Tsk. Tsk. Swinging both ways? How lame..", he said, again, smirking and slightly shaking his head.
Jin got pissed knowing this man won't leave him alone. Not that Kame has the intention of flirting with him, that doesn't exist in his vocabulary, probably because he mistook him for a girl, which, even though he's very used to, still blows him up.
Jin turned to his direction and asked with an annoyed look, "Are you mocking me?!"
"Oh, were you affected? I'm sorry. I didn't think you swing both ways too.", Kame sarcastically answered acting all innocent.
"Fuck you Kamenashi! I only hit on girls!"
"Oh yeah? I thought I heard you wanting to taste your best friend before?"
"And before I forgot, thank you for remembering my name.", he continued.
"Can't you just shut up?! You're pissing me off!!!"
"Oh, you want me to? Heh, but unfortunately, I have my choice, so NO."
"You're really annoying!", Jin yelled, catching everyone's attention.
He then unconsciously pulled the latter close and ravished his lips. Everyone was shocked by what's happening, including the girl he was hooking up with minutes earlier.. Jin, not aware of where they are, acted like there's no one around, like he's locked in a pitch black room with this incredibly hot creature.. He just continued nibbling on the latter's soft pink lips while the latter's struggling to get out of Jin's tight hold. He used all his might to remove Jin's embrace but it seems like he's no match with him for he's already starting to melt into the kiss.. So he just gave up and let him do everything he wants.. Jin smiled to this in the middle of the kiss..
Pi, who's also surprised by what his best friend is doing, quickly made his way into the crowd and tugged Jin's shirt. "Jin!", he said, panicking. But Jin just replied with a "hhnnnnngh" sound which made Pi even more flustered. It's no use. It's obvious that Jin's totally enjoying Kame's lips while Kame can't deny the fact that he's liking it too. Once again, Pi tried to stop his best friend who seemed to have gone insane. "Jin! Oi, Jin! That's enough!". Finally, Jin was dragged back to reality when Pi pulled them apart. Jin looked around and saw a bunch of people staring at them with a how-lame expression. Seeing this, Kame felt ashamed and ran away. He ran with all his might .
"Oh my God, Jin!"
"Pi! Wha.. What did I just do?! Tell me, Pi!"
"Baka! You just showed us how much of a bi you are! I have never even thought you'll reveal it yourself!"
"Fuck!", Jin said, ruffling his hair with another hand on his waist.
"No Jin! Not me! Please don't fuck me! I want to remain straight!", he said, nervous.
"Baka! What should I do?!"
"I.. I don't know! Just.. Please not me!"
"Stupid! I mean, him?!"
"You'll fuck him?!"
"No! I'm serious here you Bakapi! How am I going to apologize to him?!"
"Oh! Oh you mean that?! Just.. Come! Come on!", Pi said planning to run after Kame while Jin didn't hesitated to follow.
"Turtlepear! Wait!", Pi called out, panting. Kame turned to them but proceeded to run after seeing Jin.Jin got worried, seems like he doesn't want the latter to get mad at him. "Wait! Please just wait! Pi said I n.. No! I mean.. I want to say this! I REALLY do want to. And it also feels like I need to! I really need to!"
Kame ignored this and just kept running away.. "Kazuya! Please! I just need you to listen!"
Fortunately, Kame obeyed. He can't turn down this man's request after hearing his name coming out from the lips which just touched his a few moments ago.. He stopped.. But he didn't turn around..
"I.. I don't know where to start but.. I'm really sorry for mistaking you as a girl.. I loved you.. Yeah, I was madly in love with you.. Heh. I'm so stupid, ne? Falling for you. Yeah, but that was all part of the past. I'm moving on now and I know I can do this. I'm very sorry. Specially for what just happened back in the club.. I.. I don't even know why I did that.. From now on, I won't bother you ever again.. I'll walk out of your life.. I promise.. Sorry for all the trouble.." He said all that.. But he wondered why he felt consecutive stabs on his heart. Why's he hurt by his own words?
While on the other hand.. Kame felt the same.. While Jin's words echoed in his mind.. He, too, felt something piercing his heart.. He will be walking out of his life.. Isn't that good? And what's he talking about? He was madly in love.. With who? Did he just heard that clear? Him?
"I.. I'm very sorry..", Jin said again.. Waiting for a reply though he's sure he won't hear one..
"I too. I'm sorry for mistaking you for a girl.. We're leaving now..", Pi said..
"Uhmm.. He may not seem like it but.. Once this baka here says something.. It's true.. So all of what you just heard.. He means it.. Come on, Jin."
"Y.. Yeah..", Jin said feeling guilty..
Again, Jin is in his best friend's house, sitting on the sofa.. He's supposed to be focusing on the new DVD they're watching which they bought together just a few days earlier. But still, he can't stop being bothered by 'something' that happened. He sighed then looked at Pi who's lying on his side on the carpet, his head on his palm and munching on some snacks. Seeing this, he felt envious. How can Pi, a baka, live his everyday life with ease? While him, a great man, can't stop being bothered by such things?
"Get out of my life!!!", Jin said, kicking the bag of chips Pi was currently eating..
"My food!!! Oh my god, Jin!!! What have you done to my food?!", Pi said, his jaw dropped.
Then he started picking up all his food laid on the carpet.. He doesn't want them to be trampled on.. But Jin ignored this and just continued taking his anger out of the things around.. Then, Jin kicked the bag of marshmallows..
Pi got most of his food on one of his hands, "Noooooooooo! My soft marshmallows!", he said, reaching his left hand to the direction of his now ruined marshmallows.
"Just leave me alone! Will you?!"
"How dare you, Jin?! How dare you ruin my precious snacks then tell me to leave? This.. This is my house..", Pi said, clutching the cloth over his heart with his other hand on his mouth..
"Damn you! Stupid!", Jin said, trampling on the nearly empty bag of cereals..
"I quit, Jin! I can't stand this anymore! Stop smashing my food!!!"
"Pi! I still can't get over the kiss!"
"Kiss? What kiss? Explain to me first why you ruined my food!"
"Stop with your stupidity for now, Pi. I need you now!!!"
"If you need me then give me my food back!"
"Fine, fine! I'll treat you to something tomorrow, ok?"
"Deal! Then come here, you need to breathe in fresh air.."
Jin followed his best friend to the veranda.. Pi sat on one of the benches there while Jin, subconsciously viewed the coffee shop.. This made Pi smile.. Maybe he's still in love after all..
On the other hand, Kame was attending to the customers inside..
"What will you get today, mam?", he politely asked..
"Uhmm.. I'll have caramel turtle brownies and caramel pear puff pastry tarts.."
Hearing this, Kame felt a stab in his heart.. These pastries, they're what he gave Jin before..
"U.. Un.. I'll bring them over mam..", he said, nodding..
On his way to the counter.. He remembered what happened.. He touched his lips.. These lips, they met Jin's lips before.. And he can't figure out if he should feel disgusted for being kissed by a guy or he should feel happy because the one who kissed him was friggin' hot. No.. No.. He shouldn't think that way, he's a guy. Of course he MUST be disgusted. He shrugged it off and proceeded with work..
Then someone patted him and said, "Kame, could you attend to table 14 for me? I got my hands full right now."
"Oh.. Yeah, of course."
"Thank you.."
Table 14 is outside.. So he fixed his hair and uniform a bit first before heading out, he doesn't want the passersby to think that their coffee shop has lousy workers.. Then, he went out and attended to the table.. Before asking the customer about what he needs.. He looked at the big house near their cafe.. There, on the veranda, stood a man, the man who loved eating caramel turtle brownies and caramel pear puff pastry tarts..
While Jin, noticing the latter's stare from the cafe.. Turned away..
"After all, I think I can't.."
PS: I wonder what he meant by "I think I can't.."? LOL. I don't even know. Thank you for waiting for this. XD Leave a comment, ok?
pairing(s) : akame
rating : G - PG13
genre : romance, fluff, crack
disclaimer : I wish I own them. :|
summary : Yamapi's house. It may sound weird to say that it's Jin's favorite place.. But it's true. Not because it's perfect for partying. But because from there he could comfortably watch the cute waitress who works at the nearby coffee shop.. He's been rooting for her the whole time.. Wanting to get to know her because she's very pretty and she simply amazes him. Then one day, he decided that it will be the day when he'll make her fall in love with him. But is she really a waitress?
AN: I'm sorry. It took me too long to update this. XD Enjoy reading, ok? ^^v I had Spelling Quiz Bee yesterday so I didn't manage to update this a bit earlier. Oh, and I might as well tell you this, I'll be taking a 1 week hiatus for a while. I have so many projects!!! DX
They shared a few drinks and exchanged flirty discourses with each other. He looked at Pi only to see his pouty lips pointing at someone just a few stools away.. Jin frowned not understanding what the latter means, he looked at where Pi is pointing at, and was shocked by whom he saw..
"Damn it! Of all places!", he said gritting his teeth and letting out a heavy sigh..
The very figure of the person he doesn't want to see the most is right before him.. Just a few steps away.. The timing is very wrong, indeed. "Why does he have to show up now?", he continued, keeping his voice as low as possible. Then the guy sitting just a few stools away, smirked.
Noticing this, the girl asked with a frown, "Hey, something wrong?"
"Umm, n.. No. Nothing, it's nothing.. Don't mind me.", he answered but his eyes still glued to the guy. Kame's looking all hot in his casual clothes.. He wondered why it's turning him on when he's perfectly aware of his real gender.
"I need to go to the comfort room. I'll be back, ok?", she said, playfully twirling her hair and flashing a flirty smile.
"Yeah..", Jin said, he's been feeling a little bored all this while even with a hot chick but not when he gained knowledge of the turtle's presence. But he brushed these thoughts off knowing that he must NOT be turned on because of a guy. When she left, he turned around so he won't be tempted to give the latter a second look.. BUT.
"Tsk. Tsk. Swinging both ways? How lame..", he said, again, smirking and slightly shaking his head.
Jin got pissed knowing this man won't leave him alone. Not that Kame has the intention of flirting with him, that doesn't exist in his vocabulary, probably because he mistook him for a girl, which, even though he's very used to, still blows him up.
Jin turned to his direction and asked with an annoyed look, "Are you mocking me?!"
"Oh, were you affected? I'm sorry. I didn't think you swing both ways too.", Kame sarcastically answered acting all innocent.
"Fuck you Kamenashi! I only hit on girls!"
"Oh yeah? I thought I heard you wanting to taste your best friend before?"
"And before I forgot, thank you for remembering my name.", he continued.
"Can't you just shut up?! You're pissing me off!!!"
"Oh, you want me to? Heh, but unfortunately, I have my choice, so NO."
"You're really annoying!", Jin yelled, catching everyone's attention.
He then unconsciously pulled the latter close and ravished his lips. Everyone was shocked by what's happening, including the girl he was hooking up with minutes earlier.. Jin, not aware of where they are, acted like there's no one around, like he's locked in a pitch black room with this incredibly hot creature.. He just continued nibbling on the latter's soft pink lips while the latter's struggling to get out of Jin's tight hold. He used all his might to remove Jin's embrace but it seems like he's no match with him for he's already starting to melt into the kiss.. So he just gave up and let him do everything he wants.. Jin smiled to this in the middle of the kiss..
Pi, who's also surprised by what his best friend is doing, quickly made his way into the crowd and tugged Jin's shirt. "Jin!", he said, panicking. But Jin just replied with a "hhnnnnngh" sound which made Pi even more flustered. It's no use. It's obvious that Jin's totally enjoying Kame's lips while Kame can't deny the fact that he's liking it too. Once again, Pi tried to stop his best friend who seemed to have gone insane. "Jin! Oi, Jin! That's enough!". Finally, Jin was dragged back to reality when Pi pulled them apart. Jin looked around and saw a bunch of people staring at them with a how-lame expression. Seeing this, Kame felt ashamed and ran away. He ran with all his might .
"Oh my God, Jin!"
"Pi! Wha.. What did I just do?! Tell me, Pi!"
"Baka! You just showed us how much of a bi you are! I have never even thought you'll reveal it yourself!"
"Fuck!", Jin said, ruffling his hair with another hand on his waist.
"No Jin! Not me! Please don't fuck me! I want to remain straight!", he said, nervous.
"Baka! What should I do?!"
"I.. I don't know! Just.. Please not me!"
"Stupid! I mean, him?!"
"You'll fuck him?!"
"No! I'm serious here you Bakapi! How am I going to apologize to him?!"
"Oh! Oh you mean that?! Just.. Come! Come on!", Pi said planning to run after Kame while Jin didn't hesitated to follow.
"Turtlepear! Wait!", Pi called out, panting. Kame turned to them but proceeded to run after seeing Jin.Jin got worried, seems like he doesn't want the latter to get mad at him. "Wait! Please just wait! Pi said I n.. No! I mean.. I want to say this! I REALLY do want to. And it also feels like I need to! I really need to!"
Kame ignored this and just kept running away.. "Kazuya! Please! I just need you to listen!"
Fortunately, Kame obeyed. He can't turn down this man's request after hearing his name coming out from the lips which just touched his a few moments ago.. He stopped.. But he didn't turn around..
"I.. I don't know where to start but.. I'm really sorry for mistaking you as a girl.. I loved you.. Yeah, I was madly in love with you.. Heh. I'm so stupid, ne? Falling for you. Yeah, but that was all part of the past. I'm moving on now and I know I can do this. I'm very sorry. Specially for what just happened back in the club.. I.. I don't even know why I did that.. From now on, I won't bother you ever again.. I'll walk out of your life.. I promise.. Sorry for all the trouble.." He said all that.. But he wondered why he felt consecutive stabs on his heart. Why's he hurt by his own words?
While on the other hand.. Kame felt the same.. While Jin's words echoed in his mind.. He, too, felt something piercing his heart.. He will be walking out of his life.. Isn't that good? And what's he talking about? He was madly in love.. With who? Did he just heard that clear? Him?
"I.. I'm very sorry..", Jin said again.. Waiting for a reply though he's sure he won't hear one..
"I too. I'm sorry for mistaking you for a girl.. We're leaving now..", Pi said..
"Uhmm.. He may not seem like it but.. Once this baka here says something.. It's true.. So all of what you just heard.. He means it.. Come on, Jin."
"Y.. Yeah..", Jin said feeling guilty..
Again, Jin is in his best friend's house, sitting on the sofa.. He's supposed to be focusing on the new DVD they're watching which they bought together just a few days earlier. But still, he can't stop being bothered by 'something' that happened. He sighed then looked at Pi who's lying on his side on the carpet, his head on his palm and munching on some snacks. Seeing this, he felt envious. How can Pi, a baka, live his everyday life with ease? While him, a great man, can't stop being bothered by such things?
"Get out of my life!!!", Jin said, kicking the bag of chips Pi was currently eating..
"My food!!! Oh my god, Jin!!! What have you done to my food?!", Pi said, his jaw dropped.
Then he started picking up all his food laid on the carpet.. He doesn't want them to be trampled on.. But Jin ignored this and just continued taking his anger out of the things around.. Then, Jin kicked the bag of marshmallows..
Pi got most of his food on one of his hands, "Noooooooooo! My soft marshmallows!", he said, reaching his left hand to the direction of his now ruined marshmallows.
"Just leave me alone! Will you?!"
"How dare you, Jin?! How dare you ruin my precious snacks then tell me to leave? This.. This is my house..", Pi said, clutching the cloth over his heart with his other hand on his mouth..
"Damn you! Stupid!", Jin said, trampling on the nearly empty bag of cereals..
"I quit, Jin! I can't stand this anymore! Stop smashing my food!!!"
"Pi! I still can't get over the kiss!"
"Kiss? What kiss? Explain to me first why you ruined my food!"
"Stop with your stupidity for now, Pi. I need you now!!!"
"If you need me then give me my food back!"
"Fine, fine! I'll treat you to something tomorrow, ok?"
"Deal! Then come here, you need to breathe in fresh air.."
Jin followed his best friend to the veranda.. Pi sat on one of the benches there while Jin, subconsciously viewed the coffee shop.. This made Pi smile.. Maybe he's still in love after all..
On the other hand, Kame was attending to the customers inside..
"What will you get today, mam?", he politely asked..
"Uhmm.. I'll have caramel turtle brownies and caramel pear puff pastry tarts.."
Hearing this, Kame felt a stab in his heart.. These pastries, they're what he gave Jin before..
"U.. Un.. I'll bring them over mam..", he said, nodding..
On his way to the counter.. He remembered what happened.. He touched his lips.. These lips, they met Jin's lips before.. And he can't figure out if he should feel disgusted for being kissed by a guy or he should feel happy because the one who kissed him was friggin' hot. No.. No.. He shouldn't think that way, he's a guy. Of course he MUST be disgusted. He shrugged it off and proceeded with work..
Then someone patted him and said, "Kame, could you attend to table 14 for me? I got my hands full right now."
"Oh.. Yeah, of course."
"Thank you.."
Table 14 is outside.. So he fixed his hair and uniform a bit first before heading out, he doesn't want the passersby to think that their coffee shop has lousy workers.. Then, he went out and attended to the table.. Before asking the customer about what he needs.. He looked at the big house near their cafe.. There, on the veranda, stood a man, the man who loved eating caramel turtle brownies and caramel pear puff pastry tarts..
While Jin, noticing the latter's stare from the cafe.. Turned away..
"After all, I think I can't.."
PS: I wonder what he meant by "I think I can't.."? LOL. I don't even know. Thank you for waiting for this. XD Leave a comment, ok?