ACT NOW or not
Kamesen: *walks down the street in NYC*
Mario: Wow we're not on the couch today?
Kamesen: Neh. I wanted to incorporate something that I actually saw on my way to work, so- oop, there he is.
Person: *holds a sign with a picture of Obama that says 'IMPEACH' with a Hitler 'stach spraypanted on*
Mario: Wow, seriously?
Kamesen: Yeah. Seriously.
Person: *mumbles half-heartedly about war with Russia*
Kamesen: It's 2015. The country's doing fine. And the president doesn't want to go to war with Russia.
Person: *drops sign* I'M not fine.
Kamesen: No one CARES about you.
Person: *shock*
Kamesen: You're an individual. No one gives a sh(car horn)t about you or your stupid, insignificant problems.
Person: Then what am I supposed to do?!
Kamesen: Well first off, quit wasting time trying to get Obama impeached. It wouldn't do a thing to solve your problems.
Person: *whispers* Then what am I supposed to do.
Kamesen: *whispers* Support yourself. And support the society you live in. You are a part of society. If you support society, you ensure a better future for yourself.
Person: SOCIETY?! SOUNDS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE SOCIALISM.
Kamesen: No though.
Person: YES ACTUALLY.
Kamesen: Fine. *pulls out revolver*
Person: EEK *cringes*
Kamesen: *aims at Social Security program, fires*
Person: MY RETIREMENT.
Kamesen: *shrugs*
Samus: *stomps up*
Person: ..
Samus: Quit being willfully ignorant.
Person: But if I do, the terrorists win.
Samus: That's not-.. what?
Person: THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
Muslim: *walks up* Yo.
Person: TERRORIST!! *points*
Muslim: ..I'm literally just standing here.
Person: Your religion is VIOLENT. The Koran is full of hate and anger.
Kamesen: Mother f(truck horn)cker, please. Have you read the bible?
Person: YEAH.
Kamesen: Yet you don't see me stoning people to death.
Person: Well obviously.
Kamesen: Soooo it's safe to say that peaceful Muslims likewise ignore the batshit insane parts of the Koran.
ISIS: CRUSH THE WEST!!
Kamesen: *sighs* Unlike these guys, who embrace those parts and then make up even more violent crap as they go along.
ISIS: *goes cross-eyed* RECIEVING MESSAGE FROM GOD. HE SAYS.. 'CRUSH THE WEST'.
Kamesen: Hang on, ya'll. *whips out rocket launcher*
Muslim: *plugs ears*
Person: *dives for cover*
Samus: *eats popcorn*
Mario: So long, Gay Bowser.
Kamesen: SWOOSH *fires rocket at ISIS dude*
ISIS: GAAAAAH *explodes*
Kamesen: AHAHHAAHAHAHAH!! AAAAHAHAHAHAH!!
Muslim: *sighs*
Kamesen: *cough* Sorry.
Person: NOW BLOW UP THIS OTHER TERRORIST.
Muslim: *squeezes eyes shut in exasperation, sighs harder*
Kamesen: *walks over to person*
Person: ...
Kamesen: *socks him in the gut*
Person: OOF *collapses*
Muslim: I don't even know why I hang out here.
Samus: It's the free ice cream.
Muslim: *eating an ice cream cone* Oh yeah!
THE END