to presedent this, elex once said to me that boys get girls drunk to get them horney.
so tonights, i have some drinks.
then after the last one which he warns is strong, i ask " are you going to have sex with me, now that i'm all liquored up?"
his response "if i need to"
this is funny.

elex decided today to feed the cat a chili pepper out of our lunch on the pretence of "calibrating her little nostrils"
she'll never eat chinese food again.

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funny, i thought for sure it was going to be SF.


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no i'm not. i was just pretending.

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but i would not want you any other way.
i've been thinking again.
sigh


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actually i got silly flirt, but this picture was way sexier.
so what if i'm loud and like to tell crass jokes?


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