Trying to Remember

[kamikazeforhire]

So, in a stroke of inspired brilliance, I drank an entire Monster energy drink in about a femto second at 2:30 am so I could stay alert during the 20 minute drive from Katie's house to mine. Two and a half hours later, I feel how I imagine a hypoglycemic hummingbird would, provided said hummingbird were swimming in the mescaline rich urine of the

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[oldrustedchair]

femto is a choice word.

I was just waking up at 2:30 am for some reason.

[pezkid346]

Quit Smoking (thus far achieved, this thursday makes 28 days)
Excercise at least twice a week, but try for more (thus far achieved)
Save money (not yet, but hopefully soon I'll start making more)
Write something everyday (not achieved, but I'm going to keep working at it)

[xinyearstocome]

Good for you, Tubbs,

I have made several

[built_to_will]

1. Kick a cop in the face.
2. Get my social anxieties in check.
3. Snort a line of coke. (This will only be carried out if said line is on a stripper's ass.)
4. Find a band from south america to become obsessed with.
5. Listen to beastman skeletor more often.
6. Finish the new wait a minute ray efforts.

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[istopi]

I love that kick a cop in the face is number one. And that your serious.

Re: I have made several

[built_to_will]

Yeah, ya know I almost (accidentally) hit a cop in the face with a mop handle at work today. I would've felt really bad about it. She's my favorite animal control officer.

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[courage_to_care]

#4...

have you heard Boom Boom Kid and/or Fun People???

a cd may be in the works for you my friend, it will most certainly garuntee an immediate obsession.

[cytoplasmfuzz]

1. Get my life together.
2. Not fail college.
3. Party.

The first one is real multifaceted, but it's easiest to wrap it up in one convenient package.

[ifearyoursmell]

1. Get my concealed weapons permit.
2. Try anal sex.

[a20sidedninja]

this is gross, because I am certain the first will directly correlate to the second.

[ifearyoursmell]

I only said "try."

That doesn't mean I'm going to like it.