Overheard in New Brunswick

[kamikazepilot]

Mother: "What was that thing I said was the one thing I wanted for Christmas, and then I'd be happy

Comments

[persephone18]

Glad to hear you'll be getting your last needed credits, Matt. It feels good to graduate. I haven't seen you in forever! Was the last time New Year's Eve last year?!!!! How are you?

[epiclevelregina]

Don't worry about meeting your girlfriend's parents. Just remember not to take your pants off and you'll be fine.

Unless they're a hip couple... then maybe you should take your pants off... hm.