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[kamileon]

So, as anthologie rightly points out, before you commit a really dumb crime, you should consider if you really want a headline that says "Moron Gets Caught in Stupidest Heist Attempt Ever" plastered across the front page of the news, alongside your photo. However, really, I think that criminals should have more flair than that. You should design a really

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[merovingian]

My advice would be to commit the crime in the Redwood City area, where you're likely to earn a clement headline by virtue of knowing the right person.

[kamileon]

An excellent point!

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Of course, I'm a traditionalist.

[phreakhead]

There are some interesting parallels in these headlines. fires, large numbers of people in City Hall... we would make a pretty messed-up nation with headlines like that.