Chapter 02 - The Day That Became a Mistake - Horoscopes [Voice/Action]

Nov 25, 2011 11:21

["Face it, you’re a hilarious drunk!"... Was one of the messages and more that Touma had gotten on his journal today. Considering it was a simple prank made by someone on the network, he did not pay it any matter. He came to the conclusion that it was something similar to internet spam in your e-mail account. After that, Touma had decided that he ( Read more... )

underaged drinking is approved in railde, our hero; ladies and gentlemen, what rotten luck, the party don't start till i get drunk, erryday i'm fukou da, i have no luck, this seriously happens in canon, cannot contain my swag, such misfortune, everything is aleister's fault

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[Action] alreadyknowsyou November 25 2011, 16:54:29 UTC
[Don't mind Nodoka sitting inside your apartment, curled up with a good book. No, she hasn't gone home yet. Yet.

She'll look up with a smile once Touma comes through the door.]

Ah, welcome home Touma-san! How are you feeling today-- [Ugh, what is that awful smell? It's hard not to cough a little from the stench.] Ha-Have you been drinking?! [How, why, and an assortment of other questions come to mind...]

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[Action] kamiyandisease November 25 2011, 17:32:54 UTC
[Touma comes swaggering in with a bowltie around his head and a box of sushi tied to a string in his hand. The typical salary man's apology! And to boot, there are ten girls who are getting dragged along with him which makes him look like magnet covered in sand.]

U-uhhh... S-s-sorry for keepin' you waitin'.... [HIC. And there's even a cat girl person who suddenly comes popping in through the window and says: "Hello, I'm the new beast girl heroine. I just met him over there."]

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[Action] alreadyknowsyou November 25 2011, 17:40:24 UTC
[SCREAM.

How is she meant to react to this? Someone, please tell her how you react to a situation like this because she has no idea.]

U-U-Uhm... I-It-- It's... [BRAIN TO MOUTH NO WORK. HOW SPEAK? Eventually she works out a sentence and says it very quietly. Huzzah for speech!] What've you been doing? [Coming home drunk, with all these girls? Yeah, her mind is racing.]

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[Action] kamiyandisease November 25 2011, 17:47:52 UTC
[Going to try to wobble over to her. He's totally looking red faced and kinda realizing that she looks distressed? Was it because of him? L-Let's try to ice over the situation.]

N-Noda-chan... I dunno I just got so depressed today that... I can'ts 'memeber what happened, but I guess they just followed me?

[He'll hand her the box of sushi.] Umm... Here ya go. I guess I got you a souvenir while travelin' 'round.

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[Action] heavenslament November 25 2011, 17:12:26 UTC
[Terra's on the couch in the living room, having needed a nap...so of course just as she's truly drifting off, the door bursts open.]

Wha--?

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[Action] kamiyandisease November 25 2011, 17:40:54 UTC
[OH BOY HERE WE GO. Touma comes wobbling in and he's suddenly bursting into song.]

♪Just a small town girl~ Living in a lonely world~ She took the midnight train going anywhereeeee~!♪ [How did he learn these lyrics? It does help that he sounds... good!]

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[Action] heavenslament November 25 2011, 17:43:52 UTC
[Terra sits up, instantly and irrevocably awake.]

Who are you??

[She scrambles to stand, eyes widening.]

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[Action] kamiyandisease November 25 2011, 17:52:45 UTC
[HIC.]

I am vengeance... [HIC.] I am the night... [HIC.] I am... [HIC.] TOUMAN!

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[action] squaring November 25 2011, 17:51:22 UTC
[Touman you don't live here what are you doing.]

Eh!? [Well, while the spaced-out way he's stumbling around sort of gives away what's going on here (the smell helps too)... doesn't he know this person?]

W-wait, Kamijou-san...? Is that you?

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[action] kamiyandisease November 25 2011, 17:58:43 UTC
E... eh...? Aoba-san?? I think it's me if we... [HIC.] ... nots talkin' 'bout another Kamijou-san.

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[action] squaring November 25 2011, 18:10:01 UTC
... It's you, yes! [Okay, screw it, he's gonna walk over to Touman and try to steady him in a position that is heterosexual in every way before he trips over... everything.]

Have... have you been drinking, Kamijou-san?

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[action] kamiyandisease November 25 2011, 19:08:56 UTC
[Ooooh Mister Aoba ooooh. Touma is wobbling up to an upright position and he seems to be straight. Mostly.]

M'not drunk! I'm just mentally... incap... incat... [HIC.]

... Aoba-san, I think I'm... [HIP.] drunk.

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[ voice ] repudiationist November 25 2011, 18:28:21 UTC
[ These random fortune messages in the journals were.. pretty weird. And annoying, considering Ange found most of hers pretty lame. Becoming the butt of some joke? Something 'not' being gay? Of course, very funny.

But when she opens the journal later that day and finds that quite.. unique message in a familiar voice, although slurred, she raises an eyebrow. Although the slurring gives her a slight idea of what's going on. ]

No, normally it has fifty-three. We decided to cut some this year. [ Okay, okay, that doesn't mean she won't deadpan as usual first.. ] ... What are you doing, Kamijou-san?

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[ voice ] kamiyandisease November 25 2011, 19:06:01 UTC
E... eh? Seriously? Why didn't anyone tell me this before...??? [Blink blink. Wait... He knows that voice! That tsundere deadpan tone can only belong to one person.]

... Miko-chan? When did ya arrive to this village thingy? It's been a while since I've seen ya!

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[ voice ] repudiationist November 25 2011, 22:11:00 UTC
[ She's about to answer him, but then.. 'Miko-chan'..? ]

What are you talking about? Who's this.. 'Miko-chan'?

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[ voice ] kamiyandisease November 25 2011, 23:55:51 UTC
[...? Why is Mikoto acting like she doesn't know herself? He is.. slightly confused.]

...??? Oh, I gets it. You're playin' a game with me! 'Kay, ya gots me. Miko-chan... You're like... one of those powersful Level 5s in Academy City. Ya know... You do that 'biri biri' thing with the electricity and the lightning and the flippin' the coins and shootin'... Zaaaaap!

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[action] oh jeez, this will be good. pepepepen November 25 2011, 23:21:12 UTC
[soooo lucky she wasn't in her towel. soooooo lucky. Cloche is in her room, minding her own business, cooking her breakfast (as well as she can) in her pajamas. You know, the really super girly set, complete with Gergo slippers. She's humming to herself and generally in a good mood...

until she hears the door to her room open. Or maybe it was forced open, she has no idea if she even locked it. Even so, it startles her and she holds up the spoon she was stirring her oatmeal with up defensively. Because, you know, a spoon will be super effective. :|]

Who's there?! If you're here to harm me, prepare to be bludgeoned!

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[action] HERE WE GO kamiyandisease November 26 2011, 00:26:28 UTC
[... Not lucky he can't enblaze that image into his mind. :( Touma just comes wobbling in... Does he smell breakfast? Like oatmeal? He was gonna head somewhere else, but he forgot where. There's food to be eaten. Also he'll be gawking at her attire for a moment before lifting a wobbly hand up.]

...??? Cloche-san? Wow... I didn'ts know you worn so much pink stuff in the mornin'.

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[action] pepepepen November 26 2011, 01:12:42 UTC
[SUCH MISFORTUNE. Maybe next time. But with Touma now... staring, she'll lower the spoon a little.]

...Why are you in my room? You didn't even knock like you did the last time! A-and of course it's pink! I'm a girl!

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[action] kamiyandisease November 26 2011, 03:13:35 UTC
[HIC.] S-s-sorry 'bout that... I'm kinda... [Eyes are kinda going down to her chest-- Nope. Keep your eyes on her face, Touma.]

... I think I gots lost while looking for the shindig in the bombdiggity.

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