["Face it, you’re a hilarious drunk!"... Was one of the messages and more that Touma had gotten on his journal today. Considering it was a simple prank made by someone on the network, he did not pay it any matter. He came to the conclusion that it was something similar to internet spam in your e-mail account. After that, Touma had decided that he
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She'll look up with a smile once Touma comes through the door.]
Ah, welcome home Touma-san! How are you feeling today-- [Ugh, what is that awful smell? It's hard not to cough a little from the stench.] Ha-Have you been drinking?! [How, why, and an assortment of other questions come to mind...]
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U-uhhh... S-s-sorry for keepin' you waitin'.... [HIC. And there's even a cat girl person who suddenly comes popping in through the window and says: "Hello, I'm the new beast girl heroine. I just met him over there."]
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How is she meant to react to this? Someone, please tell her how you react to a situation like this because she has no idea.]
U-U-Uhm... I-It-- It's... [BRAIN TO MOUTH NO WORK. HOW SPEAK? Eventually she works out a sentence and says it very quietly. Huzzah for speech!] What've you been doing? [Coming home drunk, with all these girls? Yeah, her mind is racing.]
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N-Noda-chan... I dunno I just got so depressed today that... I can'ts 'memeber what happened, but I guess they just followed me?
[He'll hand her the box of sushi.] Umm... Here ya go. I guess I got you a souvenir while travelin' 'round.
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Wha--?
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♪Just a small town girl~ Living in a lonely world~ She took the midnight train going anywhereeeee~!♪ [How did he learn these lyrics? It does help that he sounds... good!]
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Who are you??
[She scrambles to stand, eyes widening.]
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I am vengeance... [HIC.] I am the night... [HIC.] I am... [HIC.] TOUMAN!
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Eh!? [Well, while the spaced-out way he's stumbling around sort of gives away what's going on here (the smell helps too)... doesn't he know this person?]
W-wait, Kamijou-san...? Is that you?
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Have... have you been drinking, Kamijou-san?
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M'not drunk! I'm just mentally... incap... incat... [HIC.]
... Aoba-san, I think I'm... [HIP.] drunk.
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But when she opens the journal later that day and finds that quite.. unique message in a familiar voice, although slurred, she raises an eyebrow. Although the slurring gives her a slight idea of what's going on. ]
No, normally it has fifty-three. We decided to cut some this year. [ Okay, okay, that doesn't mean she won't deadpan as usual first.. ] ... What are you doing, Kamijou-san?
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... Miko-chan? When did ya arrive to this village thingy? It's been a while since I've seen ya!
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What are you talking about? Who's this.. 'Miko-chan'?
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...??? Oh, I gets it. You're playin' a game with me! 'Kay, ya gots me. Miko-chan... You're like... one of those powersful Level 5s in Academy City. Ya know... You do that 'biri biri' thing with the electricity and the lightning and the flippin' the coins and shootin'... Zaaaaap!
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until she hears the door to her room open. Or maybe it was forced open, she has no idea if she even locked it. Even so, it startles her and she holds up the spoon she was stirring her oatmeal with up defensively. Because, you know, a spoon will be super effective. :|]
Who's there?! If you're here to harm me, prepare to be bludgeoned!
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...??? Cloche-san? Wow... I didn'ts know you worn so much pink stuff in the mornin'.
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...Why are you in my room? You didn't even knock like you did the last time! A-and of course it's pink! I'm a girl!
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... I think I gots lost while looking for the shindig in the bombdiggity.
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