my dentist appointment today produced surprising results. for the most part, everything is fine. well, i was told i have nice teeth, no cavities, was not prone to getting cavities, and that there was nothing wrong with them. note: i eat ten pounds of sugar a day. i may be going blind from diabetes, but at least i don't have cavities ( Read more... )

i should be sleeping right now ( Read more... )

it seems as if it were just two weeks ago that i was stuck in texas due to maintenance problems. ahh yes, i can remember... as if i had spent days, not working, but roaming the internet, while scratching my balls, logging onto myspace for the twenty-second consecutive time in hopes that someone from a far foreign land, like new hampshire would ( Read more... )

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another reason why i love conan o'brien.

some people have beer or liquor. some people have weed or coke. for myself, i have food. food is my drug. food makes me happy. i eat. i eat more. i eat when i need not eat. i can't stop. i don't know when to stop ( Read more... )

---RANDOM: if i had a choice between seeing Jimmy Buffett live in concert, or being sodomized to the beat of Miami Sound Machine's "Conga", i would choose the butt-fucking ( Read more... )

leave it to the guys of the crazy band Slayer to pretty much nail a controversial subject on the head. people may think i'm insane, but Slayer's new album includes a song entitled "Cult"... and yeah, i would have to say that i pretty much agree with the message of the song. for those of you who know me, know i think organized religion is a bunch of ( Read more... )

not that any of you bastards out there care... but i shall update all of you on what has been going on in my life, or some shit ( Read more... )

yo everyone ( Read more... )