translation: marius WU 11.07 + rant

Jun 11, 2011 18:09

because I do obviously not want to write that report on education systems

Wink Up July 2011, p. 60    SMILING

We had these eight boys appearing this month talk about episodes that made them smiler ecently or had them burst out in laughter unconsciously.

Sato Shori X Kuramoto Kaoru X Matsushima So X
Taniguchi Yuya X Takahashi Rin X Ushida Yusuke X Jingujji Yuta X
Marius Schmich Yoseiryu Julius yes, that`s one boy^^


Here we go:


Sato Shori
It was when I was allowed to go and see "Takizawa Kabuki", I guess. There were so many cool scenes, but there were funny ones as well. In the part where Takizawa-kun and Nikaido-kun were talking, Nikaida-kun did an impersonation of an anime character. But it seemed as if he had forgotten the name of that character! It was really funny how he could do the impersonation but could not tell who he actually was impersonating! aww Nika-chaaaaan!! <3



Kuramoto Kaoru
Me and a friend both love to prank people. So a while ago my friend tried to play a prank on our teacher. But, he failed and jammed his finger. It seemed to be really painful. Pain he couldn't even express in words. That was funny already, but on top of my friend being in such a state, our teacher got really angry with him. That was absolutely funny! The last time I laughed really hard was then, I guess. No, not funny? This reminds me of how scary kids are....



Matsushima So
When it's time to take photos I'm always paying extra attention to my smile. But even when the photo is taken and I think "This on must have been bad" it actually turns out all right when I see it for real, that's what I don't really get. My impression on last month's Wink Up photo? I'm totally laughing~ That time Kuramoto-kun was tickling me. When I want to laugh it happens that I ask people to tickle me on purpose. Because I'm really weak to tickling! aw, how cute he is!!



Taniguchi Yuya
My family calls making grimaces and other stuff "hyottokomae" (clownish something?). When we eat meals or watch TV, my older sister does this while saying "hyottokomae~". At that time my dad and mum both laugh really hard. I tried doing it once as well. But it wasn't received as well as when my sister does it... OK, I don't really get this either, sorry ><



Takahashi Rin
When we were rehearsing dances, there was a choreography where Omata Sho-kun was facing towards us. At that moment he made a grimace! Because Omata-kun was right in front of me I laughed unconsciously. As we were in the middle of a dance I didn|t really burst out in laughter, but there are times when you loose your smile due to concentration, right? It was great that at that time I was able to smile thanks to Omata-kun`s grimace! oh, what a sweet story :D

and for everyone who, like me, doesn`t know said Omata Sho-kun of Japanese High (School?):



OK, next:


Ushida Yusuke
During breaks in school a friend of mine is often doing comedy. Like impersonatoins and Manzai (japanese stand-up comedy). When the impersonation is really off it`s funny. A while ago he did Antonio Inoki-san`s (pro-wrestler) "1, 2, 3, da~" for us. But it was really nothing like the original. Everyone was like "What~?", which was funny again and everyone burst out in laughter. cutie~ =D



Jinguji Yuta
Amongst the Juniors there is this boy called Okubo Luis-kun (you know, this spanish speaking bold guy), he is funny and always makes me laugh. A while ago he made an impersonation of a character in a NHK show, he did really well. Luis-kun is good at other impersonations as well. Impersonations hit exactly the right spot in me, that's why I feel like I'm always laughing when he is around! thehehe <3

Marius Schmich Yoseiryu Julius
I`ve been to a haunted house not long ago. Actually I`m not good with ghosts. That`s why I left immediatly one time, but I gathered all my courage to go in once again. And because I wanted to leave soon I ran, when someone dressed as a ghost came down a stair in the middle. But when it came down I heard a [pu~]. At that time I was like [Eh? A fart?] and burst out in laughter, it wasn`t scary at all!

Nickname: Marius, Marii, Julius (all pronounced German)
Date of Birth: 30.03.2000 (11 years old)
Blood Type: O
Place of Birth: Germany <3
Height: 151cm
Weight: 27~30kg
Strong Point: Being nice.
Weak Point: Telling little lies. naughty boy XD
Hobby: Piano.
Special Skill: Piano, guitar, dance, ski, karaoke. wow, really talented ne!
Favourite Food: Yakiniku.
Disliked Food: Pickled vegetable, dango.
Reason for Applying: Because I want to become like Hey! Say! JUMP.
Admired Senpai: Hey! Say! JUMP, SMAP.



He`s so cute! even though He`s German! 8D
I love how honest he is about his weak point xD

I think.... I might have found another favourite Chibi here ^-^b
He`s the one who was talking German once for Hey! Say! JUMP`s Arigatou~, can`t remember the show right now... I don`t remeber seeing him on TV either, but doesn`t have to mean a thing as there are so many new chibis. ^^`
But as he`s the only one who`s profile is given I`m pretty sure that this is his first time in a magazine. At least in Wink Up, but the others don`t really have chibikkos in them, right? The other boys here are the front members of Japanese High School, or how ever they are called now, so I`d be great if Marius keeps being grouped with them :D I`d love to hear him sing or actually talk Japanese! And it`ll be interesting to see him growing up as he`s obviously half ne! He is 151cm already, which is more than most of those Juniors two years older than him are! xD

btw, I think Johnnys has a new record, age-wise... one of the Fresh Kansai Juniors is 7 years old! Okihara Sota, born in 2003... 126cm... He is cute, all right, but seriously? Can`t those boys at least get a normal elementry school time? I`m German, for me elementary school ends with 10. They are chibi enough even after that, but at least they can make decisions on their own. Well, I actually doubt they really can, but better than with 7 anyways. I`m sure Johnnys is strict with child protection and hopefully following the laws, they`d better be D< but I`m not sure if that`s the world I`d want my own little boy to grow up in. If he`s old enough to know the consequenses, fine. But not when he ONLY ENTERED SCHOOL ONE YEAR AGO! And, as it`s the topic already, I`m fine with tiny boys looking cute, but NOT in all the wrong ways. Please. Have an example, my new chibi favourite Marius in the photos for just this interview for example:



It`s ten years early for him to be posing like that dessho!! O_O ppl might get the wrong idea, Mr. Johnny-san...
...well, let`s see what the future brings ne. /end of rant

(x- posted to juniors_freshjr )
scan credit: shatteredtenshi 

marius cutie, snow prince, translation

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