Explosive cornelius

[kandy_emogeek]

So i'm going through my mail, checking my junk mail to see if anything got filed wrong, and i noticed the subject line on some spam. Explosive cornelius. What the bloody hell is an explosive cornelius. It amuses me on such a deep level, and yet i'm pretty sure if i ever saw one, i'd be running in the other direction. Some other real classics are "

Comments

uhmm

[acil]

Do you s'pose the Explosive Cornelius is related to the Great Cornholio?

Re: uhmm

[nanakitty]

can I start telling people that I don't know you based on that comment, or that you escaped from a mental institution?

Re: uhmm

[acil]

I wont go back... I WON'T! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!

*fleas*

Re: uhmm

[kandy_emogeek]

*ahem* flees deary, flees.