Wat R U doin? Microsoft.
Stahp. This is some serious bullshit on Microsoft's part. Fortunately for me, I think that I've managed to avoid this, because I've been diligent about blocking
Update KB3035583 (and will continue to do so when they inevitably try to bypass my previous blocks yet again).
(EDIT) However, I did find that updates
KB2952664 and
KB3021917 were installed on my computer. Those have now also been uninstalled, as per the suggestions in
this article. And, of course, as soon as I checked for updates again, there they fucking were, right there in "Important Updates," wanting to be downloaded and installed again. Those have now been hidden as well. Goddamn it, Microsoft. Truly, this whole situation is beyond the pale. (/EDIT)