Eragon posters picspam
We're going to see the movie tomorrow, yay! Here's a bunch of posters with my inappropriate (as usual) comments... :P
Main hero, a yummy boy (there must be at least one in a movie, no?), so called Beauty. Please note the phallic symbol...
The Beast...
Quite nice but I prefer the one that was talking like Sean Connery... Sexy voice... Ok, it was actually Sean.
Yum.
Group photo, photoshopped as hell, and an obligatory slogan, full of pathos, you don't understand a word but it sounds nice...
Fancy logo.
Bad guys? Mafia? Photoshopped too.
Another nice shot of his zip. ;)
Zoom.
Ok, these must be bad guys. No?
Nice knives but...
not very practical. Must be plastic. In fact it's not so easy to carry such swords, at least to lift them, believe me.
Must be plastic. :)))
Another nice shot of his... Ermmm, I would prefer a kilt.
Dec 1?????
Poland is a hole in the ground...
Nice letters... :)))))
Main hero, a yummy boy (there must be at least one in a movie, no?), so called Beauty. Please note the phallic symbol...
The Beast...
Quite nice but I prefer the one that was talking like Sean Connery... Sexy voice... Ok, it was actually Sean.
Yum.
Group photo, photoshopped as hell, and an obligatory slogan, full of pathos, you don't understand a word but it sounds nice...
Fancy logo.
Bad guys? Mafia? Photoshopped too.
Another nice shot of his zip. ;)
Zoom.
Ok, these must be bad guys. No?
Nice knives but...
not very practical. Must be plastic. In fact it's not so easy to carry such swords, at least to lift them, believe me.
Must be plastic. :)))
Another nice shot of his... Ermmm, I would prefer a kilt.
Dec 1?????
Poland is a hole in the ground...
Nice letters... :)))))