Abandoned - voice loss fic
Title: Anger and Madness (Incomplete)
Author: shieldkitten
Rating: PG-13 (mild violence)
Summary: "Excuse me," Kyuhyun would say, if Kyuhyun could say anything. "But we've lost our voices."
Author's Note: I'M ABANDONING THIS PRODUCT OF SHEER MADNESS.
This is all Kangin's fault.
"No, it's not," Kangin protests.
But yes, yes it is.
He could've gone for the anger management classes, but no, his anger is his thing, his gimmick, his random acts of brotherly violence that thing that makes him stand out, you know. This is Kangin. Kangin is rough. Kangin strangles his band members over such trivial matters as who ate the kimchi he was saving for supper. It's all very funny, hilarious even, until everyone stops laughing and realises the members of K.R.Y. have lost their voices.
"Oh god," Eeteuk says, getting to his feet.
"Good lord," Sungmin agrees, getting to his.
"Everyone stop using the lord's name in vain," Siwon says.
"Holy cow?" Donghae tries.
"That's still sacriligeous," Kibum points out.
"Excuse me," Kyuhyun would say, if Kyuhyun could say anything. "But we've lost our voices."
"Well, fuck," Shindong says, and Eunhyuk concurs with frantic nodding.
"This is all Kangin's fault," Heechul says.
"No, no it's not," Kangin protests.
Hankyung ticks off another day on his calendar until he is allowed to go home again.
I hate you, reads the note that Ryeowook leaves on Yehsung's desk.
Why? reads the note Yehsung sticks on Ryeowook's forehead.
You just couldn't leave Kangin-hyung's kimchi alone, reads the note Ryeowook gets Sungmin to bake into Yehsung's pie.
Don't pretend you weren't enjoying it, kimchi whore, reads the note Yehsung rolls up and sticks into Ryeowook's tube of toothpaste.
It's too bad, Kyuhyun pens in his personal journal. We really could've been something. Now all that's left is a descent into anger and madness.
You're the one who wouldn't cook for us, magnae, reads a note jointly written by Yehsung and Ryeowook.
anger and madness, Kyuhyun underlines in his journal.
"It's fine," Eeteuk says. "We can make it work. We'll just not sing live. Ever."
What about for K.R.Y.? Kyuhyun writes in his journal, which he has taken to bringing everywhere with him.
"Heechul can imitate everyone. He'll do it."
No way, Yehsung writes in Kyuhyun's journal. I object.
"Please, as if I was looking forward to singing like I have my balls in a vice," Heechul sniffs.
Yehsung grabs Kyuhyun's journal, then thinks better of it and tackles Heechul to the ground.
"My life is so hard," Hankyung tells Kibum. Ryeowook throws things at him.
"People!" Shindong pulls Yehsung and Heechul apart with great risk to his own personal safety. "Haven't we learnt our lesson about violence?"
Kyuhyun flips to the appropriate page in his journal. anger and madness.
"Yes, thanks, Kyu," Shindong says.
As Kyuhyun nods sanctimoniously, Eunhyuk and Donghae steal his journal and flip through it.
"Dear diary, Sungmin-hyung has the prettiest smile. Sometimes I do things just so he'll smile at me. Is that pathetic? I can't tell anymore. I feel like I'm drowning in his-" Their chorused reading is cut off by Kyuhyun lunging madly towards them.
Ryeowook kicks at Kangin with his foot. When Kangin lifts his hand to hit back, Ryeowook yells at him. Mutedly.
So much anger and madness.
"A vow of silence?" Sooman asks.
"Yes, for religious purposes," Siwon nods.
"Aren't they in different religions?"
"It's to show solidarity," Eeteuk said. "Cohesion. They're so different and yet they are the same. United by silence, they will emerge stronger..."
"Okay, okay," Sooman lifted his hands, because Eeteuk was clearly on a roll, and if no one stopped him, soon they would all be taking vows of silence. "But they're singers. Taking a vow of silence."
"That's what makes it so poignant." Eeteuk gestured significantly.
"Mussitation," Kibum said.
What? Yehsung mouthed.
"That's what it's called when you're mouthing words without actually making sounds."
Want to know what this is called? Yehsung asks, sticking up his middle finger.
We're going stir crazy, Kyuhyun wrote in his book. We haven't spoken or sung for five days, six hours and an estimated twenty-three minutes. Well, the exact time would be staggered, naturally, as Kangin-hyung only has two hands, but this is as good a rough estimate as I'll ever be able to make.
Will we ever be able to sing again? I worry about Ryeowook. Found him with his head in the oven last night and tried to call for help before remembering that I couldn't. This is honestly just depressing as all hell.
"Put the knife down, Ryeowook, and no one will get hurt," Shindong said to a distraught Ryeowook. Ryeowook waved the knife threateningly, but Sungmin disarmed him with a deft twist of the wrist.
Author: shieldkitten
Rating: PG-13 (mild violence)
Summary: "Excuse me," Kyuhyun would say, if Kyuhyun could say anything. "But we've lost our voices."
Author's Note: I'M ABANDONING THIS PRODUCT OF SHEER MADNESS.
This is all Kangin's fault.
"No, it's not," Kangin protests.
But yes, yes it is.
He could've gone for the anger management classes, but no, his anger is his thing, his gimmick, his random acts of brotherly violence that thing that makes him stand out, you know. This is Kangin. Kangin is rough. Kangin strangles his band members over such trivial matters as who ate the kimchi he was saving for supper. It's all very funny, hilarious even, until everyone stops laughing and realises the members of K.R.Y. have lost their voices.
"Oh god," Eeteuk says, getting to his feet.
"Good lord," Sungmin agrees, getting to his.
"Everyone stop using the lord's name in vain," Siwon says.
"Holy cow?" Donghae tries.
"That's still sacriligeous," Kibum points out.
"Excuse me," Kyuhyun would say, if Kyuhyun could say anything. "But we've lost our voices."
"Well, fuck," Shindong says, and Eunhyuk concurs with frantic nodding.
"This is all Kangin's fault," Heechul says.
"No, no it's not," Kangin protests.
Hankyung ticks off another day on his calendar until he is allowed to go home again.
I hate you, reads the note that Ryeowook leaves on Yehsung's desk.
Why? reads the note Yehsung sticks on Ryeowook's forehead.
You just couldn't leave Kangin-hyung's kimchi alone, reads the note Ryeowook gets Sungmin to bake into Yehsung's pie.
Don't pretend you weren't enjoying it, kimchi whore, reads the note Yehsung rolls up and sticks into Ryeowook's tube of toothpaste.
It's too bad, Kyuhyun pens in his personal journal. We really could've been something. Now all that's left is a descent into anger and madness.
You're the one who wouldn't cook for us, magnae, reads a note jointly written by Yehsung and Ryeowook.
anger and madness, Kyuhyun underlines in his journal.
"It's fine," Eeteuk says. "We can make it work. We'll just not sing live. Ever."
What about for K.R.Y.? Kyuhyun writes in his journal, which he has taken to bringing everywhere with him.
"Heechul can imitate everyone. He'll do it."
No way, Yehsung writes in Kyuhyun's journal. I object.
"Please, as if I was looking forward to singing like I have my balls in a vice," Heechul sniffs.
Yehsung grabs Kyuhyun's journal, then thinks better of it and tackles Heechul to the ground.
"My life is so hard," Hankyung tells Kibum. Ryeowook throws things at him.
"People!" Shindong pulls Yehsung and Heechul apart with great risk to his own personal safety. "Haven't we learnt our lesson about violence?"
Kyuhyun flips to the appropriate page in his journal. anger and madness.
"Yes, thanks, Kyu," Shindong says.
As Kyuhyun nods sanctimoniously, Eunhyuk and Donghae steal his journal and flip through it.
"Dear diary, Sungmin-hyung has the prettiest smile. Sometimes I do things just so he'll smile at me. Is that pathetic? I can't tell anymore. I feel like I'm drowning in his-" Their chorused reading is cut off by Kyuhyun lunging madly towards them.
Ryeowook kicks at Kangin with his foot. When Kangin lifts his hand to hit back, Ryeowook yells at him. Mutedly.
So much anger and madness.
"A vow of silence?" Sooman asks.
"Yes, for religious purposes," Siwon nods.
"Aren't they in different religions?"
"It's to show solidarity," Eeteuk said. "Cohesion. They're so different and yet they are the same. United by silence, they will emerge stronger..."
"Okay, okay," Sooman lifted his hands, because Eeteuk was clearly on a roll, and if no one stopped him, soon they would all be taking vows of silence. "But they're singers. Taking a vow of silence."
"That's what makes it so poignant." Eeteuk gestured significantly.
"Mussitation," Kibum said.
What? Yehsung mouthed.
"That's what it's called when you're mouthing words without actually making sounds."
Want to know what this is called? Yehsung asks, sticking up his middle finger.
We're going stir crazy, Kyuhyun wrote in his book. We haven't spoken or sung for five days, six hours and an estimated twenty-three minutes. Well, the exact time would be staggered, naturally, as Kangin-hyung only has two hands, but this is as good a rough estimate as I'll ever be able to make.
Will we ever be able to sing again? I worry about Ryeowook. Found him with his head in the oven last night and tried to call for help before remembering that I couldn't. This is honestly just depressing as all hell.
"Put the knife down, Ryeowook, and no one will get hurt," Shindong said to a distraught Ryeowook. Ryeowook waved the knife threateningly, but Sungmin disarmed him with a deft twist of the wrist.