the year of the mall

[kangaroosequins]

Getting married requires more shopping that I could have dreamed.  Today, I worked on clothes.  I must have tried on every pair of silver shoes in the city, and the ones I have still don't make me too happy

Comments

[anonymous]

Liz, getting married barefoot is actually a very popular option. I got married in ballet slippers that were dyed bright red. I highly recommend the ballet shoes! Return those uncomforatble fuckers! You have more foot wear options!

Cana

[anonymous]

The first time I read the poem, I thought it said, "Tensey Tensey started to brawl." Not to discount the validity of your feelings, but I much prefer the image of you standing astride a toppled rack of handbags, seething and triumphant. Kind of like Jesus kicking ass in the temple. You know what else you and J.C. have in common? He didn't wear a bra to the weddings he went to either.

- Mike D.