The air was insufferably thick as I came out of the club tonight. If I'd had the inclination I would have tried to split the atmosphere with my hands like Moses and the Red Sea. The heat fell on me like too many blankets in winter time, and I hurried to my car where the AC awaited my exhausted body. Then, I noticed in the sky a flash of yellow ( Read more... )

All truly great artists have faced many adversities throughout their lives and as a result produced great works of art. The struggle is what makes the art so powerful, meaningful, and memorable. Me, what do I have to struggle against? Nothing. I have no dead beat dad, I didn't grow up in the ghetto, I haven't had to struggle to be accepted ( Read more... )

http://www.thewebshite.co.uk/nickelback.htm

This is hilarious. Now if only we could get one for Everclear and Mariah Carey. JMJ showed it to me. I couldn't resist.

I am sad that I have little of consequence to report on my journal. i'd like to believe that this is just because i'm doing the summer job thing, but i'm not. I'm just doing the job thing. Summer no longer has any meaning. This means I need to get off my ass and figure out something else to do when I'm not at work. It dawns on me, this "real ( Read more... )

1) Take your LJ username and replace each letter with the corresponding number (A=1, B=2, etc...). If your name contains numbers, you'll need to convert them to letters first before you can convert to numbers ( Read more... )

Ok, I'm sick of not being in love. I want it so badly it hurts. I don't mind saying I want what everyone else seems to have because it's true. I want to feel stretched by someone else. Someone that will help me become more fully me than I ever thought I could be. I want someone who "gets" me, someone who understands me in a way no one else ( Read more... )

How to make a kangatheroo
Ingredients:

3 parts friendliness

3 parts brilliance

5 parts cheerwine
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of sadness and enjoy!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

I'm not upset but ( Read more... )

1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Ronald Scott Whittemore ( Read more... )

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