[Video | Week 5, Day 6 | Late night]
[ Kakashi flickers onto screen. To some, who know how to look, he might look just a little amused. To others, he looks rather impassive as he just looks down at the camera. ]
Well, it seems like we are all under some kind of a strange dream curse. This happened last summer, too. The gods made all of us dream all sorts of rather... interesting dreams like the ones that keep showing up on the network today, for an entire week.
I guess if you want to prevent having a dirty dream broadcasted, try not to sleep at all this week.
[ A pause ]
Though, I can't assure you that there will be no consequences for fighting sleep. The gods do have a rather nasty habit of messing with us, as it is. You might get turned into a kitten.
[ He hums here, rather contemplatively. ]
I suppose for some of you, being a kitten might be a better choice than sharing your sexual fantasies with the entire world.
[ He trails off for a moment then, then glances back to the screen. ]
Ah, and one more thing. You might want to stay away from the border between Fire and Rain Country. I saw a gigantic monster that vaguely resembled a very large penis roaming there. It was rather surprising to see and had very strange chakra. It's probably best to avoid the creature instead of engaging it in combat.
[ A beat. ]
I'm not sure if fighting a very large penis is a good idea.
[ He says this with a competely straight face. So either he really saw this monster, or he's trolling you all. ]
Well, it seems like we are all under some kind of a strange dream curse. This happened last summer, too. The gods made all of us dream all sorts of rather... interesting dreams like the ones that keep showing up on the network today, for an entire week.
I guess if you want to prevent having a dirty dream broadcasted, try not to sleep at all this week.
[ A pause ]
Though, I can't assure you that there will be no consequences for fighting sleep. The gods do have a rather nasty habit of messing with us, as it is. You might get turned into a kitten.
[ He hums here, rather contemplatively. ]
I suppose for some of you, being a kitten might be a better choice than sharing your sexual fantasies with the entire world.
[ He trails off for a moment then, then glances back to the screen. ]
Ah, and one more thing. You might want to stay away from the border between Fire and Rain Country. I saw a gigantic monster that vaguely resembled a very large penis roaming there. It was rather surprising to see and had very strange chakra. It's probably best to avoid the creature instead of engaging it in combat.
[ A beat. ]
I'm not sure if fighting a very large penis is a good idea.
[ He says this with a competely straight face. So either he really saw this monster, or he's trolling you all. ]