FANFIC - Untitled
Title : Untitled
Author : kanonkuroii
Chapter : Oneshot
Genre : crack!
Pairing : slight Uruha/Aoi (if you could see it XD)
Rating : PG
Warning : SUPER BAD ENGLISH!!, unbetaed
Disclaimer : Aoi belongs to Uruha and Uruha belongs to Aoi. and the story is belongs to meeee!!!
Hello, my name is Shiroyama Yuu, but you can call me Aoi. I’m thirty-one years old and I’m still sexy and gorgeous okay? My hair is black, but sometimes I’d like to colored it dark brown and blond recently, but my fans seems hate it fufufu. But still, black is my favorite. My height is 170 inch and my weight is 55. I know... I know, I’m slim and tall. But I love it by the way. I’m VERY -see capslock in there? Yes- NARCISSI and I’m calling my self a SUPERSTAR. Don’t blame me; it’s not my fault that I called myself like that. Because I’m FAMOUS and I’m the SUPERSTAR right?
I have a band, we name it the GazettE. Have you ever heard of that band before?? If you’re not, than YOU’RE SO FUCKING NERD!! Well because, yes you right… my band is sooooo fucking FAMOUS! Everyone knew my band. We’re number one band on Japan! No one can beat us! Ufufun~ lot of girls was fangirling and screaming our name -especially me of course, because I’m the star ufufun~ - where ever we’re walking, they always recognize us, so it’s kinda hard to shopping in mall or walking down the street. So sometimes I like to buy something via online.
Back to my band, we have five personnel’s -including me. First of all, our midget vocalist, Ruki. Yes you right, I called him midget because uhhh… you know… he doesn’t have long and sexy legs just like me, he’s always screaming in anger if we’re teasing him about his height. But, he sure has a good talent at writing lyrics and designs our goods. And a deadly voice of course. But… you know… he’s kinda gay ne. He shopping a lot and always buy some bling-bling bag or bling-bling clothes, I think I must wearing some sunglasses every time he’s entering our studio with his bling-bling style.
Next is, our beloved drummer Kai-chan. He’s a sweet person ne! He’s just like our mother. He always babysits us every day. Always give us delicious and healty meal so we can still alive and chubby like this. But sometimes he’ll sooo serious and showed us his “leader manner” lol.
And then, there’s our THE NUMBER ONE BASSIST, REITA -he forced me to using caps lock to introduce his name in here. Aaah yes~ you always wondering why he’s always wearing that damn noseband. Actually I’m always wondering too ne. Get real… he always wearing that smelly noseband since in high school!! Tsktskstk that kido. Mmm, what should I tell next about him? Oh! If Ruki really likes wearing bling-bling clothes, Reita is the 360° of Ruki. He always wears simple clothes. Hey! We’re rockstar! So why Reita’s style never changes since we’re poor? Hmm, I hope he’ll meet fashion police someday and they’ll makeover his style ufufu~
Last but not least, our awesome, sexy and beautiful lead guitarist, URUHA. MY IDOL, MY GOD, MY EVERYTHING KYAAA!! KYAAA!! Ok Aoi stop. Stay cool, because you’re SUPERSTAR. But really ne! He is the greatest guitarist I ever meet! He’s tall and has a slim body, his long legs, his pouty lips, his sharp eyes, his muscular arms… HE’S PERFECT! I really want to kiss his lips so badly! And then I’ll pinned him down to bed and I’ll ask him to fu- Ok stop, I must keep this fanfic into PG-13 so the underage kid still can read my awesome story- well, I adores him so much. Even though I’m older than him, but Uruha is more mature than me. He always look so calm and concentrate while recording, not like me who always playing with my iPad and twittering. I hope he can be my husband in the future. Wait. Husband? Is that mean that I’ll be his sexy wife? HELL NO!! I’m not gay or anything! I won’t marry him!! Gah!
…
“Aoi, what are you doing?” I hear his voice behind me and I glanced behind me and I saw your beautiful masculine figure was leaning against the door. Your beautiful guitar perched beside you.
I just smiling sweetly and closed my MacBook. “Nothing, just writing something.”
“What are you writing? Can I see it?” he walking towards me slowly and I raised from my chair and circled my arms around his neck. His slender arms also circled around my waist and he kissed my cheek gently.
“No you can’t see it because it’s secret!” I poked his nose playfully and he just smiling softly in return. “I will let you see it if I’m sure that you won’t laughing.”
“What are you writing hey babe? Did you write something about me? Whether it’s a funny story? Or some…porn?” He smirked.
“Pervert! Of course not!! Do not ever equate me with Ruki okay?” I pouting a little and hit his shoulder playfully. He’s always like this. Making fun of me.
“Okay then. I’ll keep my sexy mouth shut and I won’t asking you about this again.” He kissed my forehead lovingly, making me smile widely and kissing his cheek. “Let’s go to studio then, Kai will pissed out for sure if we’re late again like tomorrow.” He release his embrace and took my hand, I walking beside him happily and followed him into his car.
Ssst… please never tell him about my opinion okay? He will teased me forever if he knows about it. It’s a secret between you and me♥
a/n FINALLY!! I posted this fic! hey baby I'm here and I'm back :) I write this fanfic about... one years ago? but I don't know how to end the story. but finally I did! XD I'm sorry for my lame jokes and my english ok? because english is not my first language. hope you enjoy it!! XDD
Author : kanonkuroii
Chapter : Oneshot
Genre : crack!
Pairing : slight Uruha/Aoi (if you could see it XD)
Rating : PG
Warning : SUPER BAD ENGLISH!!, unbetaed
Disclaimer : Aoi belongs to Uruha and Uruha belongs to Aoi. and the story is belongs to meeee!!!
Hello, my name is Shiroyama Yuu, but you can call me Aoi. I’m thirty-one years old and I’m still sexy and gorgeous okay? My hair is black, but sometimes I’d like to colored it dark brown and blond recently, but my fans seems hate it fufufu. But still, black is my favorite. My height is 170 inch and my weight is 55. I know... I know, I’m slim and tall. But I love it by the way. I’m VERY -see capslock in there? Yes- NARCISSI and I’m calling my self a SUPERSTAR. Don’t blame me; it’s not my fault that I called myself like that. Because I’m FAMOUS and I’m the SUPERSTAR right?
I have a band, we name it the GazettE. Have you ever heard of that band before?? If you’re not, than YOU’RE SO FUCKING NERD!! Well because, yes you right… my band is sooooo fucking FAMOUS! Everyone knew my band. We’re number one band on Japan! No one can beat us! Ufufun~ lot of girls was fangirling and screaming our name -especially me of course, because I’m the star ufufun~ - where ever we’re walking, they always recognize us, so it’s kinda hard to shopping in mall or walking down the street. So sometimes I like to buy something via online.
Back to my band, we have five personnel’s -including me. First of all, our midget vocalist, Ruki. Yes you right, I called him midget because uhhh… you know… he doesn’t have long and sexy legs just like me, he’s always screaming in anger if we’re teasing him about his height. But, he sure has a good talent at writing lyrics and designs our goods. And a deadly voice of course. But… you know… he’s kinda gay ne. He shopping a lot and always buy some bling-bling bag or bling-bling clothes, I think I must wearing some sunglasses every time he’s entering our studio with his bling-bling style.
Next is, our beloved drummer Kai-chan. He’s a sweet person ne! He’s just like our mother. He always babysits us every day. Always give us delicious and healty meal so we can still alive and chubby like this. But sometimes he’ll sooo serious and showed us his “leader manner” lol.
And then, there’s our THE NUMBER ONE BASSIST, REITA -he forced me to using caps lock to introduce his name in here. Aaah yes~ you always wondering why he’s always wearing that damn noseband. Actually I’m always wondering too ne. Get real… he always wearing that smelly noseband since in high school!! Tsktskstk that kido. Mmm, what should I tell next about him? Oh! If Ruki really likes wearing bling-bling clothes, Reita is the 360° of Ruki. He always wears simple clothes. Hey! We’re rockstar! So why Reita’s style never changes since we’re poor? Hmm, I hope he’ll meet fashion police someday and they’ll makeover his style ufufu~
Last but not least, our awesome, sexy and beautiful lead guitarist, URUHA. MY IDOL, MY GOD, MY EVERYTHING KYAAA!! KYAAA!! Ok Aoi stop. Stay cool, because you’re SUPERSTAR. But really ne! He is the greatest guitarist I ever meet! He’s tall and has a slim body, his long legs, his pouty lips, his sharp eyes, his muscular arms… HE’S PERFECT! I really want to kiss his lips so badly! And then I’ll pinned him down to bed and I’ll ask him to fu- Ok stop, I must keep this fanfic into PG-13 so the underage kid still can read my awesome story- well, I adores him so much. Even though I’m older than him, but Uruha is more mature than me. He always look so calm and concentrate while recording, not like me who always playing with my iPad and twittering. I hope he can be my husband in the future. Wait. Husband? Is that mean that I’ll be his sexy wife? HELL NO!! I’m not gay or anything! I won’t marry him!! Gah!
…
“Aoi, what are you doing?” I hear his voice behind me and I glanced behind me and I saw your beautiful masculine figure was leaning against the door. Your beautiful guitar perched beside you.
I just smiling sweetly and closed my MacBook. “Nothing, just writing something.”
“What are you writing? Can I see it?” he walking towards me slowly and I raised from my chair and circled my arms around his neck. His slender arms also circled around my waist and he kissed my cheek gently.
“No you can’t see it because it’s secret!” I poked his nose playfully and he just smiling softly in return. “I will let you see it if I’m sure that you won’t laughing.”
“What are you writing hey babe? Did you write something about me? Whether it’s a funny story? Or some…porn?” He smirked.
“Pervert! Of course not!! Do not ever equate me with Ruki okay?” I pouting a little and hit his shoulder playfully. He’s always like this. Making fun of me.
“Okay then. I’ll keep my sexy mouth shut and I won’t asking you about this again.” He kissed my forehead lovingly, making me smile widely and kissing his cheek. “Let’s go to studio then, Kai will pissed out for sure if we’re late again like tomorrow.” He release his embrace and took my hand, I walking beside him happily and followed him into his car.
Ssst… please never tell him about my opinion okay? He will teased me forever if he knows about it. It’s a secret between you and me♥
a/n FINALLY!! I posted this fic! hey baby I'm here and I'm back :) I write this fanfic about... one years ago? but I don't know how to end the story. but finally I did! XD I'm sorry for my lame jokes and my english ok? because english is not my first language. hope you enjoy it!! XDD