Ugh. Another One Off!

[kansol_encore]

Good news first: I'm thinking about reinstating my twitter, reactivating my FB, or committing myself to tumblr.

Until then: Tampax Radiance!!!!????

What is the meaning? Does it make your vagina glow? Will your lady parts become highly recommended upon successful usage?

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Comments

[eevilalice]

I just saw those in the store the other day and was like "WTF?" Seriously. WTF? I...don't understand. Per Twilight, perhaps they render your ladyparts vampiric? Which is funny (and apologies: gross) since that would reverse the whole idea of menstruation...

[kansol_encore]

It's hard enough being a lady without having to compete with vampires. Seriously, my girly bits are in for a rude awakening (ugh...this post can only feature TMI). There so used to being private and modest.

It is now, there time to SHINE.

[curls]

Maybe it zaps your lady bits with radiation. It'll definitely glow then.

[kansol_encore]

On the long list of things I don't need a uterus is right at the top. These should definitely come in handy. Get it? Because you have to hold them?

/is done/ ETA: your icon = yes.

[curls]

:)

[kansol_encore]

that icon = yes. Which equals a mathematical conundrum.

[dormiensa]

oh, what a brilliant idea! i bet they have a special formula to make the glow last for two weeks. just make sure you use one on the last day of your menses. to maximize effect, you know. and then, when you're ovulating, the boyfriend can find the right hole in the dark.

[kansol_encore]

IS IT THE OPPOSITE, NOT REDHEADED TWIN, OF PMS? It does your body good, instead of you know...the good it already does your body.

Your vagina will in fact love you openly for the whole world to see. It will make you a better person, a better girlfriend, and better co-worker. It is the miracle bra for places only ladies have.

[justthedreams]

I can only imagine some weird, radioactive green glow. As if it isn't frightening enough down there during that time of the month...

[kansol_encore]

It's a good thing that green and red are complementary colors then! Things would really get ugly non radiant then. :D