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The Beast Within
You scored 63% Hump-Freak and 74% boy-girl!
Women have no idea. They look at you and think 'oh, theres so and so,
they seem nice.' And you are. You're a relatively normal, nice, regular
joe. At least during the daylight hours. But let's face it, you're an
animal when it comes to sex. And when women find out, they can't get
enough of you. When the woman tells her friends, suddenly they start
looking at you with a newfound interest. Youve dated an ex's good
friend before, havent you? Word of mouth, my friend. Best Way to Get
Laid EVER. Most women LIKE a sexual beast who can pass for normal
during the day. You are what most of them PRAY to settle down with;
bestial enough sexually to keep it interesting, sane enough mentally to
not be chasing every 3 toothed slut who wiggles her ass. You arent much
into weird, fetish crap. If you want to see The Gimp, you'll watch Pulp
Fiction and if theres a naked girl in front of you, youd much rather be
fucking her than tickling her big toe with a feather duster while you
wear a pirate suit.
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 79% on Hump-Freak
You scored higher than 34% on boy-girl
Link: The HumpnFunk Take 2 Test written by Mote_already on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Strong
Your survival instinct is 71% intact.
You are most likely pleased with your current state of being and would
like to see life long enough to prosper and enjoy the fruits of your
labor. You obviously are not typically-minded when it comes to public
morality, but you understand how it affects most people and can operate
within that understanding to your advantage.
You would have a better chance of surviving your ordeal than a majority
of the population. Jigsaw John might be inspired in moments, whilst
watching you struggle.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 66% on Will to live
Link: The Saw-Inspired Survival Test written by Voluspa on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test