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I did some recasting tho. ;)

I'm an apparently intelligent, liberal, tight as fuck, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child!
See how compatible you are with me!
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A quiz I actually liked:


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Dudes! Dudes!!

I tried switching my fridge and a/c plugs, now the a/c came on!!!

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