Dear World and Universe and all the Powers that be,

I hate you sometimes.

Thank you.

JJ

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Best Line to Pick Up an Sagittarius With

Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?

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What Pick Up Line Would Work On You?.

Ahahah... I like that answer.

"If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then fuck them until both of you are senseless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about 5 minutes, and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal."

I feel like I'm gonna puke...

There are times when I dislike my mother *sighs*

AIM hates me *cries*

So I think if I can pull it off I'm gonna do three cosplays at ACEN.

Risa Harada from DNAngel

School Girl from Bible Black (yeah, that's a hentai)

Mizuho Kazami

One more from the Nerpuppy. Copied here for those not on the pup's friend's list.

Daily I battle
The Ganados are coming
My handcannon wins

Rock... Now I must get RE4.

Nerpuppy wrote me some haikus!

JJ is a girl
She is in love with a man
He is Michael Shanks

A girls loves herself
Demands haiku from a pup
He's not a machine

A haiku for food
Now I am promised Pocky
You better pay up