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kaorischild

By Popular Demand

Sep 15, 2003 23:17

I got in trouble the other day for talking during announcements during american government ("Do you want a place where you can meet with and talk to other christians?" "Absolutely!" "ROBERT!"), so I had to write 5 five-syllable words. I forgot them, so it was up to Liz, the one to last get this punishment for talking during announcements, to ( Read more... )

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genegenethedm September 15 2003, 20:31:20 UTC

lmao! HOLY SHIT THAT HAS TO BE THE FUNNIEST TRUE, SCHOOL RELATED STORY I HAVE HEARD!

See ya',
Ujean

mozarteum September 16 2003, 05:01:38 UTC

yay, Good Omens!!! ... someone lost my copy, it angers and frustrates me.

disarm September 16 2003, 11:38:27 UTC

smiles.
you nut.

miau September 16 2003, 19:14:46 UTC

your mother is getting a boob job? o__o;

kaorischild September 16 2003, 19:16:53 UTC

my thoughts exactly.

miau September 17 2003, 14:55:26 UTC

dear god. i thought you were.. kidding or something, and i'd missed the sarcasm.
don't they cost a little more than what should be spent on.. boobs? o_o i mean, same thing with the pool. isn't this going to be sort of like boobs over a bill or two paid? cause that's.. yeah. you should talk her out of it. xx

kaorischild September 17 2003, 14:56:31 UTC

hahaha, too late.

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kaorischild September 21 2003, 20:05:28 UTC

an angel (aziraphale) and a demon (crowley) are driving in a car together, talking:

"Asteroid strike?" said Aziraphale. "...Great big cloud of dust and vapor, goodbye all higher life forms."
"Wow," said Crowley, taking care to exceed the speed limit. Every little bit helped... "All the higher life forms scythed away, just like that."
"Terrible."
"Nothing but dust and fundamentalists."
"That was nasty."
"Sorry. Couldn't resist it."