Bridget: Resolution #1: uggg - will obviously lose 20 lbs. #2: always put last night's panties in the laundry basket.
Equally important: will find nice sensible boyfriend and stop forming romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workoholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits, or perverts. Will especially stop fantasizing about a particular person who embodies all these things.
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Bridget:
Resolution #1: uggg - will obviously lose 20 lbs.
#2: always put last night's panties in the laundry basket.
Equally important: will find nice sensible boyfriend and stop forming romantic attachments to any of the following:
alcoholics,
workoholics,
sexaholics,
commitment-phobics,
peeping toms,
megalomaniacs,
emotional fuckwits,
or perverts.
Will especially stop fantasizing about a particular person who embodies all these things.
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I think we can get a LOT of girls to agree with us on that one.
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