Drawing a blank. Here, have a meme:

[kaote]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kaote!

1. It is bad luck to walk under kaote!
2. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of kaote.
3. Kaote can sleep with one eye open!
4. Kaote has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
5. Cats use their kaote to test whether a space is large enough for them

Comments

[firewitchsparx]

These are going to start appearing all over the internet instead of the Chuck Norris jokes.......

[dklegman]

"California is the biggest exporter of kaote in the world!"

DAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *falls out of chair*

[bzarcher]

Banging your head against kaote uses 150 calories an hour!

Can't....say...it...!

[flaggerx]

Were you exported from California?

Does this make you an alien?

The world wants to know.

[kaote]

California wants me the hell out. According to Klegman, raising one's Ohio faction causes California faction to drop.