Food Lady and Toy Guy don't like it when I call them that. So now I call them mommy and daddy. Daddy really sucks at trowing ball! Mommy is much better at it. Mommy made me wear silly antlers.
Look at mommy's hair, hehehe!
Mommy got a new toy for Christmas but I like hers more than I like daddy's. She made me a pillow with it. Mommy says I need to learn how to walk better on the leash. I don't know why...I walk just fine it's her that's too slow!