Well the other morning, Food Lady and Toy Guy got me up together. It was really weird. Ususally food lady gets me up and we go outside and Toy Guy doesn't get home until much later. Anyway, when I came in from being outside...they had stuff for me. They said it was christmas and santa brought me presents! I got some good snacks, a monkey, a ( Read more... )

I think I am in love! The neighbor's dog who always barks at me was in my yard today. We sniffed butts and now...I'm in love. She so big and sexy. And the best part...she's messy! Food Lady won't let her back in the house. I wanted to take her to my love nest but Food Lady locked me in by myself. Sadie-Belle is the most beautiful dog ever! ( Read more... )

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Well, Food Lady got really mad at me cause I pooped on the carpet again. I just can't help it though! It's got those pretty browns and greens in it and makes me think of being outside! I don't know why she's so upset! Toy Guy yelled at me when he came home yesterday. That really hurt my feelings. I just wanted to chew on that portable toy he ( Read more... )