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So...I wrote porn.
I participated in bsg_kink 's Kink Bingo and wrote a blackout and a single-line extra (that's when you fit 5 kinks in a row into 1 drabble).
Yes, this was an unusual event for me, but I came to the conclusion that I'm okay with writing sex, so long as it's short. (Not necessarily the sex, but the writing of it. Just clarifying so my Gaeta, Hoshi, Zarek, Baltar, et. al. muses don't later accuse me of impugning their prowess and stamina in the sack.) A lot of them are funny, a few are sweet, a few are dark and/or angsty.
The way I worked through the prompts was, everything defaulted to Gaeta/Hoshi unless 1) I thought up a good premise for somebody else, or 2) the kink was one I couldn't mentally associate with them. My muses behaved quite well (probably because they were getting it on so regularly), and we had a lot of fun. My favorites from this pairing were "In the Light of Day" for the sweetness and the warmth, "Hesitance" for the humor and patting myself on the back for making that kink work, and "Music to My Ears," because...I guess I hit my own buttons? That sounds weird, but well, you know.
Also, thanks so much to puszysty for inadvertently saving my bingo via a prompt in my fluff meme. I had "aphrodisiacs" and no clue what to do with it. Puszysty had prompted me with Gaeta/Hoshi, sticky sweet, so I put that together, and "Honey, Honey" was born.
There are a few Gaeta/Zarek drabbles, but "Hands" is far and away the best of them. I really like this one. It's hard to work headcanon into 100 words and have a kink in there, too, and imply a relationship dynamic, but I'm really pleased with how that one turned out.
Then there's the Gaeta/Four ones, which I admit was pretty much my "I personally don't like this kink" pairing. I'm not satisfied with these, because I discovered that it's really hard to write dark and twisty in 100 words without it going absolutely pitch-black. So, those were an interesting experiment, and I shrug and move on.
Finally, the random pairings and non-pairings. Baltar's is probably the funniest, and I can't believe no one else has gone there before (or has someone)? There's a bit of drunk!Sam, a bit of drunk!Gaeta/Billy, a bit of drunk!Racetrack (seeing a trend?)...and I'm actually quite pleased with how the Sam/Tory one came out.
Kink Bingo Drabbles, organized by pairing (they're not all NC-17--most aren't--but it is kink bingo):
Gaeta/Hoshi
Title: Bottoms Up! New Caprica-style
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi
Bingo prompt(s): exposure, striptease, aphrodisiacs, alcohol, uniform fetish
Even on New Caprica, the Bottoms Up! tent was the place to be on Saturday night.
“How do those strippers not catch pneumona?” Louis asked.
“Wanna lap dance?” Felix slurred, sliding into Louis’s lap. It’d been a bad day; Felix was already drunk when Louis got there.
“Maybe not here, Mr. Presidential Aide,” Louis said kindly.
Felix fingered Louis’s uniform buttons despondently. “You look hot,” he murmured. Louis knew not to ask if Felix missed his old uniform.
Louis popped a dried New Caprican Love Mushroom in his mouth, for courage. “I’ll give you a private show at your place.”
Title: In the Light of Day
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi
Bingo prompt(s): tantric sex
The sun is shining, for once. It’s so bright that it lightens the inside of the tent. The green-gray canvas almost glows.
Louis lies beside him on the cot, warm and close. Their eyes are locked as Felix tries to mirror Louis’s breathing, riding the gentle waves of pleasure radiating from what Louis is doing with his hand.
Louis kisses Felix’s shoulder and looks up at him through his lashes. “We’re in no hurry.”
And that’s it. No boots outside the hatch. No early Quorum meeting. No gnawing doubts that those things are just convenient excuses for hiding, for leaving.
Title: Conservation
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi
Bingo prompt(s): darkness
“Ow!”
“Shh! You’ll wake everyone!”
“But I stubbed-”
Felix silenced Louis with a kiss. Since he couldn’t see his face, he only caught the corner of Louis’s mouth. Louis adeptly adjusted their alignment.
“Why is the bunkroom light off? We never turned them off on Pegasus.”
“Energy conservation. Admiral’s orders,” Felix muttered, impatient. Then he had a brilliant idea.
“We can’t find your rack without turning on a light,” he whispered coyly.
“What? It’s right over-”
“We may have to use a wall instead. At least it’s too dark for anyone to watch.”
“Well, if it’s Admiral’s orders…”
Title: Night on New Caprica
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi
Bingo prompt(s): exposure
Warnings: anal
Making love under the stars was romantic in theory. Too bad Louis and Felix had, for once, acted spontaneously rather than meticulously planning.
“This isn’t working,” Felix said. “My ass is freezing. Unless I could cover up with the jacket you’re lying on-”
“No,” Louis said. “Sand where the sun doesn’t shine is far worse than cold.”
Felix sighed. “We could dress and blow each other.”
“Might as well just go home, then.”
Felix’s shoulders slumped with disappointment. Then Louis flipped him on his back and hovered over him, shivering.
“What-?”
“Taking one for the team,” Louis replied.
Title: When the Cat’s Away, the Bridge Bunnies Will Play
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi, Dee
Bingo prompt(s): phone sex
It was rare that Dee, Felix, and Louis were all on duty in CIC together. The Admiral and Colonel had a meeting, leaving Felix and Louis at their usual posts but Dee in charge.
Everything was going well. They were just on general alert, as usual. That’s why it struck Dee that Felix was on his station’s phone. Then she saw Louis blushing at comms.
Could they be…? No.
An old comms pro herself, she tuned her handset to Felix’s channel.
“Gonna make you feel so good, baby-”
Dee hung up, took a deep breath, and channeled Colonel Tigh.
Title: Tie-Breaker
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi
Bingo prompt(s):; blood (yes, I’m a wuss)
Louis watched Felix flop back onto the pillow, thoroughly frakked. It wasn’t until then he noticed the coppery taste on his tongue.
“I think you got a little too excited and bit my lip,” Felix said, fingers dabbing his mouth.
Louis leaned in and was about to say something cheesy about kissing it better, but instead, he dipped down and…licked as much as kissed.
Felix looked surprised when he pulled back.
“What?” Louis asked, embarrassed.
“Trying to decide if that was gross or sexy.”
Louis licked his lips. Please, please sexy.
“Kinda both? It’s a tie, and sexy wins ties.”
Title: Hesitance
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi
Bingo prompt(s): fisting
Warnings: anal
Felix looked at his fingers and thumb, all pressed together as close as possible, then at Louis’s ass. Louis’s head rested on his forearms. His thighs were trembling.
“I don’t see how this is going to work,” Felix said.
“It’ll work. It’s not that much bigger,” Louis said, shifting and thrusting his ass out more. “Look, baby, I’d never pressure you into doing something you didn’t want to, even when it’s my…ass on the line. If we’re not going to do it, though, can you just, like, frak me or something? Please?”
The begging was cute, and hot. “Let’s try.”
Title: Cafeteria Blues
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi, Dee
Bingo prompt(s): food
They’d done their best not to think about food at all when they were starving. Now that they had algae, they felt free to complain.
“I miss steak,” Louis said, poking at the green glob with his fork.
“I miss pizza,” Felix said.
“I miss ice cream sundaes,” Dee added.
Felix looked at Louis in fresh dismay. “We never got to have food sex! I loved whipped cream on my-”
Dee clapped her hands over her ears. “Ack! No details!”
Louis said, “Well, we could…” He raised his fork, glops of gooey green cascading down. “No, no we couldn’t.”
Title: Will You Light My Candle?
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi
Bingo prompt(s): wax play
Felix turned the special candle he’d found in Louis’s locker over in his hands. “You into this?”
“I’ve tried it, but not especially.” Louis shrugged. Though he didn’t need to explain further, he added, “I once dated a six-man, all-gay group marriage. Someone was always willing to try anything.”
“How was that?”
“Exhausting.”
Felix giggled.
Louis’s lips quirked. “You ever…?”
“No.” Felix flushed.
“But you want to. Or not-that’s fine,” Louis’s voice gentled. “Fire, hot wax-requires a fair amount of trust, I know.”
Felix thought for a moment, then firmly placed the candle in Louis’s hand. “Let’s try.”
Title: Honey, Honey (for puszysty 's fluff meme prompt, "sticky-sweet")
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi
Bingo prompt(s): aphrodisiacs
“Oh gods,” Felix groaned.
Honey.
Four months on the algae diet, and somehow Louis had found the universe’s last jar of honey. They were eating it very slowly in Louis’s rack, curtain drawn so they wouldn’t have to share.
Felix watched Louis intently as he licked honey off his fingers, eyes rolling back in pleasure. Louis moaned.
That look wasn’t quite as tantalizing as real food, Felix thought, but it was damn close.
“Do we have time to frak before shift?” Felix asked.
“But there are people out-”
“Who assume we’re frakking already, with all the moaning.”
“Point taken.”
Title: Music to My Ears
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi
Bingo prompt(s): uniform fetish
Felix had always had a thing for a man in Colonial uniform. The neat lines, the shined boots that took so long to untie that they automatically heightened anticipation, the gleaming buttons and the deliciousness of undoing them one by one, slow enough to appreciate the wool’s texture between his fingers.
But as Louis frotted against him, arms tight around him, Felix decided there was absolutely nothing sexier than the rhythmic clink of dog tags with every motion, especially when Louis dipped down low enough that his tags ran across Felix’s bare skin and struck the tags around Felix’s neck.
Title: Touchy
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi
Bingo prompt(s): teasing
“Stop it!” Louis giggled.
Felix could tell full well he didn’t actually want Felix to stop. He pulled his hands away just long enough for Louis to take a breath, then attacked again, this time tickling his ribs. Louis laughed and twisted and banged his leg hard against the wall.
“Would you two just frak already so the rest of us can get some sleep?” someone in the bunkroom yelled.
That alone wouldn’t have stopped Felix from toying with Louis a little more, but then he felt Louis’s arousal against his leg. He tickled Louis’s back, then lower, then lower.
Title: Wildcard
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi
Bingo prompt(s): wildcard
Felix threw his hand down, pretending not to be thrilled at his loss.
“You know the drill,” Louis said, grinning. “Pick a card, pick your ‘punishment.’”
Felix drew a card from the deck. “What does Prince Red mean again?”
Louis consulted their list. “Prince Red equals…kissing with tongue.”
“This game is really silly, especially with just two of us,” Felix said, smiling indulgently. “I don’t need a ‘punishment card’ to kiss you.”
“With tongue.”
Felix picked up the deck and looked through it.
“What are you doing?”
“Picking another-here. Wildcard. What’s this one mean?” He smirked.
Louis grinned wolfishly.
Title: Retribution
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi
Bingo prompt(s): possession
Warnings: anal
Years of living on a battlestar had trained Felix how to control himself. He usually came with little more than a gasp.
But with Louis that night, frakking him hard and perfect, growling “say my name” in his ear, Felix groaned it so loudly the person in the rack above pounded on the bedframe.
Louis slumped on Felix’s back for a moment. He rolled them on their sides and held Felix close.
“Carnegie flirted with you,” Louis whispered in explanation.
“I’m with you,” Felix reassured.
“I know. I trust you.”
That’s when Felix remembered: Carnegie slept in the rack above.
Title: The Morning After
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi
Bingo prompt(s): first times
Warnings: anal
Objectively, it wasn’t all that great. Felix was still sore, both from the previous night’s activities and just from trying to sleep in a too-narrow rack with someone else. The sex itself had been pretty good, but they were still working on learning each other’s bodies, and neither one was very perceptive half-asleep, either. Plus, Felix really had to piss soon, and if Louis’s hair looked bad when it was neat, it looked absolutely ridiculous mussed.
And yet…
“I’d never had morning-after sex before,” Felix said.
Louis nuzzled him and smiled. “What do you think of it?”
“I’m a fan.”
Gaeta/Zarek
Title: Hands
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Zarek
Bingo prompt(s): bondage (held down)
Warnings: past non-con, bondage
“I like it,” Felix said. “Please?”
Tom looked down at him. More than young, Felix was so innocent. Not sexually, not naïve either, just-so trusting.
Tom knew part of it was force had never been anything but a game for Felix. A pleasant adrenaline rush, not the actual fear, struggling against stronger hands, a knee in your back, the unforgiving press of cold, wet tiles under you…
“Tom?” Felix said, stroking his face tenderly. “Are you all right?”
“Yeah. I’m fine.” He took a deep breath, then wrapped his hands around Felix’s wrists and pushed them into the mattress.
Title: Sweet Revenge
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Zarek, Baltar
Bingo prompt(s): exhibitionism
Warnings: anal
Gaius was so pleased that Felix had told him the Quorum meeting had been moved up an hour that he actually made a point of trying to attend it. Felix had actually spoken to him. That was more than he’d gotten in the week since their…break-up, if you could call what they’d had a relationship.
In hindsight, Gaius should have wondered why Felix said he would leave the briefing memo on Gaius’s bed.
Gaius found not a memo on his bed, but rather a naked Chief Aide enthusiastically riding a slightly less naked Vice President.
Both grinned at Gaius evilly.
Title: Timing is Everything
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Zarek
Bingo prompt(s): tie/tease
“Thank you, Mr. Vice President,” the Canceron representative said.
“No, thank you,” Tom said. “The paperwork is in my office. If you’ll just follow-”
Tom opened the door part-way and froze. Felix sat in his desk chair, naked, feet propped on the desk and his arms tied to the armrests with Tom’s own neckties.
Felix was smirking at Tom’s expression until Tom said, “Actually, Ms. Kotsopolis, I think those papers are in the President’s office…”
Felix’s eyes went wide. Tom shut the door, wondering how the hell Felix had tied himself up and praying the meeting would finish soon.
Gaeta/Four (let's call them all dubcon)
Title: Bona Fiscalia (Public Property)
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Four/Four
Bingo prompt(s): double penetration
Warnings: dubcon, anal
Felix knew how Cylons viewed sharing. (He hoped Ellen never learned how many Cavils used her.) Human consorts were public property of the model line. However, Felix and Four’s pillow-talk of smuggling intel to the Resistance made sharing dangerous.
“I told them they can’t have you-only projections from my memories,” Four reassured. “They think I’m in love.”
But there were certain fantasies Felix and Four couldn’t play out alone. Refusing would have raised suspicion.
Felix knew his Four’s cock was inside him, but he couldn’t tell whether his Four was under him or the one thrusting in behind him.
Title: Metal and Skin
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Four
Bingo prompt(s): locks/chains
Warnings: dubcon
The Four always asked.
“Will you?” he said, handcuffs in one hand, spreader bar in the other.
It was the first time they’d come to something Felix would’ve wanted to say ‘no’ to even with a human lover. It wasn’t so much the loss of control, although that didn’t help. It was the difference between warm hands and cold metal.
Felix looked at the Four’s hands and shuddered.
“Will you?” he repeated.
Felix lay back. “I’m ready.”
The Four always asked, but the intel was too important. Felix never wanted to find out what would happen if he said ‘no.’
Title: Deal With the Devil
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Four
Bingo prompt(s): master/slave
Warnings: dubcon
Four’s hand ran along Felix’s thigh.
“Why are you helping me help the Resistance?” Felix finally ventured.
“The human capacity to exceed its own limitations fascinates me. I think we should leave humanity stranded here, checking in to see if it’s progressed or imploded.”
“Like a zoo.”
“Like a petri dish,” Four scoffed. He slipped his hand between Felix’s legs. “Besides, I don’t give anything without recompense.” Felix’s breath hitched. “No matter what humanity’s fate, yours lies with me, forever.”
“That’s the deal.”
Felix tried to count himself lucky, being able to bargain with something Four could have just taken.
Other Pairings and Non-Pairings
Title: Do Ya Think I’m Sexy?
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Dee, Lee, Narcho, Hoshi, Gaeta, Anders
Bingo prompt(s): striptease
The Pegasus crowd picked an excellent Saturday night to come down to the planet and Bottoms Up!
“Amateur Night?” Narcho said. “Why don’t you get up there and show us guests how it’s done, Gaeta?”
Felix sipped his drink. “They won’t let me. I don’t qualify as an amateur anymore,” he deadpanned. Dee snickered.
Louis hit Felix’s arm. “Oh my gods. Getting up on stage, is that-”
“Sam Anders?” they said in unison.
Even Felix blinked. “He must be really drunk.”
Lee fidgeted. “Should we stop him?”
“Don’t you dare,” everyone else said.
Sam’s tanks landed on their table.
Title: What Happens On Cloud 9… (Billy Lives! AU)
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Dee, Gaeta/Billy
Bingo prompt(s): alcohol
“Rise and shine!” Dee said too cheerfully, pulling open the curtain on Felix’s rack. “Oh my gods!”
The light hurt Felix’s head. Dee’s voice hurt Felix’s head. The elbow to his head from the bed partner Felix hadn’t realized was there really hurt.
“Looks like someone got over our break-up fast,” Dee snarked.
“Billy?” Felix said, recognizing the curly head sharing his pillow. “What the frak did we do?”
“No idea. Too drunk.”
“Thank goodness we all left before the hostage crisis,” Dee said. “But you’ve got no grounds for guilting me over dating Lee so quickly after you now.”
Title: Blessed Be the Fruit of Your Loons
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaius, Cult of Baltar
Bingo prompt(s): worship
Gaius supposed he really shouldn’t be surprised that a religion with him as the prophet would involve a decent amount of sensuality. He liked Jeanne and Tracey Anne and the others’ notion that coitus was a way of communing with God, and he certainly had no wish to disabuse his flock of that notion-particularly the pretty ones.
But really, some of their ideas for merchandising were a little much. Standard fertility charms? Fine. Recorded blessings for more orgasms? Whatever.
But statuettes of the Sacred Member (his sacred member) from casts made with someone’s make-your-own-dildo kit? Even Gaius had limits.
Title: Advice
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Hoshi, Racetrack
;Bingo prompt(s): anal sex
Warnings: anal (sort of)
The look in Racetrack’s eye when she sat down with him at Joe’s made Louis nervous.
“I think I should reward myself by trying something new.”
“Okay,” Louis said cautiously.
“I’m thinking anal sex. Got any tips?”
Louis was thinking Racetrack was drunk.
Louis said, “Well, it goes best if at least one partner knows what they’re doing.”
“I should look for experience.”
“Yes.” Louis’s stomach churned. “You’re not propositioning me, right? I’m-” way too gay for that. “exclusive with Felix.”
“Nah.” She pondered a moment. “What about Narcho?”
“Ooh, good choice. Don’t tell Felix I said that, though.”
Title: The Holy Dark Was Moving Too
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Tory/Anders
Bingo prompt(s): sensations
The music never really goes away.
Tory had been hoping that sex would make it go away. She’d tried everything else to no avail. However, sex does make the music better than anything else.
The rush of feelings doesn’t drown the music out; in fact, it seems to crescendo. It’s like her body is crying out to match the music’s rhythm, and her heart is off-beat if it’s not in time with the bass. Somehow, it’s as if Sam can feel the music in her body, helps her chase after it and gets caught up in its strange melody, too.
I participated in bsg_kink 's Kink Bingo and wrote a blackout and a single-line extra (that's when you fit 5 kinks in a row into 1 drabble).
Yes, this was an unusual event for me, but I came to the conclusion that I'm okay with writing sex, so long as it's short. (Not necessarily the sex, but the writing of it. Just clarifying so my Gaeta, Hoshi, Zarek, Baltar, et. al. muses don't later accuse me of impugning their prowess and stamina in the sack.) A lot of them are funny, a few are sweet, a few are dark and/or angsty.
The way I worked through the prompts was, everything defaulted to Gaeta/Hoshi unless 1) I thought up a good premise for somebody else, or 2) the kink was one I couldn't mentally associate with them. My muses behaved quite well (probably because they were getting it on so regularly), and we had a lot of fun. My favorites from this pairing were "In the Light of Day" for the sweetness and the warmth, "Hesitance" for the humor and patting myself on the back for making that kink work, and "Music to My Ears," because...I guess I hit my own buttons? That sounds weird, but well, you know.
Also, thanks so much to puszysty for inadvertently saving my bingo via a prompt in my fluff meme. I had "aphrodisiacs" and no clue what to do with it. Puszysty had prompted me with Gaeta/Hoshi, sticky sweet, so I put that together, and "Honey, Honey" was born.
There are a few Gaeta/Zarek drabbles, but "Hands" is far and away the best of them. I really like this one. It's hard to work headcanon into 100 words and have a kink in there, too, and imply a relationship dynamic, but I'm really pleased with how that one turned out.
Then there's the Gaeta/Four ones, which I admit was pretty much my "I personally don't like this kink" pairing. I'm not satisfied with these, because I discovered that it's really hard to write dark and twisty in 100 words without it going absolutely pitch-black. So, those were an interesting experiment, and I shrug and move on.
Finally, the random pairings and non-pairings. Baltar's is probably the funniest, and I can't believe no one else has gone there before (or has someone)? There's a bit of drunk!Sam, a bit of drunk!Gaeta/Billy, a bit of drunk!Racetrack (seeing a trend?)...and I'm actually quite pleased with how the Sam/Tory one came out.
Kink Bingo Drabbles, organized by pairing (they're not all NC-17--most aren't--but it is kink bingo):
Gaeta/Hoshi
Title: Bottoms Up! New Caprica-style
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi
Bingo prompt(s): exposure, striptease, aphrodisiacs, alcohol, uniform fetish
Even on New Caprica, the Bottoms Up! tent was the place to be on Saturday night.
“How do those strippers not catch pneumona?” Louis asked.
“Wanna lap dance?” Felix slurred, sliding into Louis’s lap. It’d been a bad day; Felix was already drunk when Louis got there.
“Maybe not here, Mr. Presidential Aide,” Louis said kindly.
Felix fingered Louis’s uniform buttons despondently. “You look hot,” he murmured. Louis knew not to ask if Felix missed his old uniform.
Louis popped a dried New Caprican Love Mushroom in his mouth, for courage. “I’ll give you a private show at your place.”
Title: In the Light of Day
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi
Bingo prompt(s): tantric sex
The sun is shining, for once. It’s so bright that it lightens the inside of the tent. The green-gray canvas almost glows.
Louis lies beside him on the cot, warm and close. Their eyes are locked as Felix tries to mirror Louis’s breathing, riding the gentle waves of pleasure radiating from what Louis is doing with his hand.
Louis kisses Felix’s shoulder and looks up at him through his lashes. “We’re in no hurry.”
And that’s it. No boots outside the hatch. No early Quorum meeting. No gnawing doubts that those things are just convenient excuses for hiding, for leaving.
Title: Conservation
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi
Bingo prompt(s): darkness
“Ow!”
“Shh! You’ll wake everyone!”
“But I stubbed-”
Felix silenced Louis with a kiss. Since he couldn’t see his face, he only caught the corner of Louis’s mouth. Louis adeptly adjusted their alignment.
“Why is the bunkroom light off? We never turned them off on Pegasus.”
“Energy conservation. Admiral’s orders,” Felix muttered, impatient. Then he had a brilliant idea.
“We can’t find your rack without turning on a light,” he whispered coyly.
“What? It’s right over-”
“We may have to use a wall instead. At least it’s too dark for anyone to watch.”
“Well, if it’s Admiral’s orders…”
Title: Night on New Caprica
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi
Bingo prompt(s): exposure
Warnings: anal
Making love under the stars was romantic in theory. Too bad Louis and Felix had, for once, acted spontaneously rather than meticulously planning.
“This isn’t working,” Felix said. “My ass is freezing. Unless I could cover up with the jacket you’re lying on-”
“No,” Louis said. “Sand where the sun doesn’t shine is far worse than cold.”
Felix sighed. “We could dress and blow each other.”
“Might as well just go home, then.”
Felix’s shoulders slumped with disappointment. Then Louis flipped him on his back and hovered over him, shivering.
“What-?”
“Taking one for the team,” Louis replied.
Title: When the Cat’s Away, the Bridge Bunnies Will Play
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi, Dee
Bingo prompt(s): phone sex
It was rare that Dee, Felix, and Louis were all on duty in CIC together. The Admiral and Colonel had a meeting, leaving Felix and Louis at their usual posts but Dee in charge.
Everything was going well. They were just on general alert, as usual. That’s why it struck Dee that Felix was on his station’s phone. Then she saw Louis blushing at comms.
Could they be…? No.
An old comms pro herself, she tuned her handset to Felix’s channel.
“Gonna make you feel so good, baby-”
Dee hung up, took a deep breath, and channeled Colonel Tigh.
Title: Tie-Breaker
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi
Bingo prompt(s):; blood (yes, I’m a wuss)
Louis watched Felix flop back onto the pillow, thoroughly frakked. It wasn’t until then he noticed the coppery taste on his tongue.
“I think you got a little too excited and bit my lip,” Felix said, fingers dabbing his mouth.
Louis leaned in and was about to say something cheesy about kissing it better, but instead, he dipped down and…licked as much as kissed.
Felix looked surprised when he pulled back.
“What?” Louis asked, embarrassed.
“Trying to decide if that was gross or sexy.”
Louis licked his lips. Please, please sexy.
“Kinda both? It’s a tie, and sexy wins ties.”
Title: Hesitance
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi
Bingo prompt(s): fisting
Warnings: anal
Felix looked at his fingers and thumb, all pressed together as close as possible, then at Louis’s ass. Louis’s head rested on his forearms. His thighs were trembling.
“I don’t see how this is going to work,” Felix said.
“It’ll work. It’s not that much bigger,” Louis said, shifting and thrusting his ass out more. “Look, baby, I’d never pressure you into doing something you didn’t want to, even when it’s my…ass on the line. If we’re not going to do it, though, can you just, like, frak me or something? Please?”
The begging was cute, and hot. “Let’s try.”
Title: Cafeteria Blues
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi, Dee
Bingo prompt(s): food
They’d done their best not to think about food at all when they were starving. Now that they had algae, they felt free to complain.
“I miss steak,” Louis said, poking at the green glob with his fork.
“I miss pizza,” Felix said.
“I miss ice cream sundaes,” Dee added.
Felix looked at Louis in fresh dismay. “We never got to have food sex! I loved whipped cream on my-”
Dee clapped her hands over her ears. “Ack! No details!”
Louis said, “Well, we could…” He raised his fork, glops of gooey green cascading down. “No, no we couldn’t.”
Title: Will You Light My Candle?
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi
Bingo prompt(s): wax play
Felix turned the special candle he’d found in Louis’s locker over in his hands. “You into this?”
“I’ve tried it, but not especially.” Louis shrugged. Though he didn’t need to explain further, he added, “I once dated a six-man, all-gay group marriage. Someone was always willing to try anything.”
“How was that?”
“Exhausting.”
Felix giggled.
Louis’s lips quirked. “You ever…?”
“No.” Felix flushed.
“But you want to. Or not-that’s fine,” Louis’s voice gentled. “Fire, hot wax-requires a fair amount of trust, I know.”
Felix thought for a moment, then firmly placed the candle in Louis’s hand. “Let’s try.”
Title: Honey, Honey (for puszysty 's fluff meme prompt, "sticky-sweet")
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi
Bingo prompt(s): aphrodisiacs
“Oh gods,” Felix groaned.
Honey.
Four months on the algae diet, and somehow Louis had found the universe’s last jar of honey. They were eating it very slowly in Louis’s rack, curtain drawn so they wouldn’t have to share.
Felix watched Louis intently as he licked honey off his fingers, eyes rolling back in pleasure. Louis moaned.
That look wasn’t quite as tantalizing as real food, Felix thought, but it was damn close.
“Do we have time to frak before shift?” Felix asked.
“But there are people out-”
“Who assume we’re frakking already, with all the moaning.”
“Point taken.”
Title: Music to My Ears
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi
Bingo prompt(s): uniform fetish
Felix had always had a thing for a man in Colonial uniform. The neat lines, the shined boots that took so long to untie that they automatically heightened anticipation, the gleaming buttons and the deliciousness of undoing them one by one, slow enough to appreciate the wool’s texture between his fingers.
But as Louis frotted against him, arms tight around him, Felix decided there was absolutely nothing sexier than the rhythmic clink of dog tags with every motion, especially when Louis dipped down low enough that his tags ran across Felix’s bare skin and struck the tags around Felix’s neck.
Title: Touchy
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi
Bingo prompt(s): teasing
“Stop it!” Louis giggled.
Felix could tell full well he didn’t actually want Felix to stop. He pulled his hands away just long enough for Louis to take a breath, then attacked again, this time tickling his ribs. Louis laughed and twisted and banged his leg hard against the wall.
“Would you two just frak already so the rest of us can get some sleep?” someone in the bunkroom yelled.
That alone wouldn’t have stopped Felix from toying with Louis a little more, but then he felt Louis’s arousal against his leg. He tickled Louis’s back, then lower, then lower.
Title: Wildcard
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi
Bingo prompt(s): wildcard
Felix threw his hand down, pretending not to be thrilled at his loss.
“You know the drill,” Louis said, grinning. “Pick a card, pick your ‘punishment.’”
Felix drew a card from the deck. “What does Prince Red mean again?”
Louis consulted their list. “Prince Red equals…kissing with tongue.”
“This game is really silly, especially with just two of us,” Felix said, smiling indulgently. “I don’t need a ‘punishment card’ to kiss you.”
“With tongue.”
Felix picked up the deck and looked through it.
“What are you doing?”
“Picking another-here. Wildcard. What’s this one mean?” He smirked.
Louis grinned wolfishly.
Title: Retribution
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi
Bingo prompt(s): possession
Warnings: anal
Years of living on a battlestar had trained Felix how to control himself. He usually came with little more than a gasp.
But with Louis that night, frakking him hard and perfect, growling “say my name” in his ear, Felix groaned it so loudly the person in the rack above pounded on the bedframe.
Louis slumped on Felix’s back for a moment. He rolled them on their sides and held Felix close.
“Carnegie flirted with you,” Louis whispered in explanation.
“I’m with you,” Felix reassured.
“I know. I trust you.”
That’s when Felix remembered: Carnegie slept in the rack above.
Title: The Morning After
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Hoshi
Bingo prompt(s): first times
Warnings: anal
Objectively, it wasn’t all that great. Felix was still sore, both from the previous night’s activities and just from trying to sleep in a too-narrow rack with someone else. The sex itself had been pretty good, but they were still working on learning each other’s bodies, and neither one was very perceptive half-asleep, either. Plus, Felix really had to piss soon, and if Louis’s hair looked bad when it was neat, it looked absolutely ridiculous mussed.
And yet…
“I’d never had morning-after sex before,” Felix said.
Louis nuzzled him and smiled. “What do you think of it?”
“I’m a fan.”
Gaeta/Zarek
Title: Hands
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Zarek
Bingo prompt(s): bondage (held down)
Warnings: past non-con, bondage
“I like it,” Felix said. “Please?”
Tom looked down at him. More than young, Felix was so innocent. Not sexually, not naïve either, just-so trusting.
Tom knew part of it was force had never been anything but a game for Felix. A pleasant adrenaline rush, not the actual fear, struggling against stronger hands, a knee in your back, the unforgiving press of cold, wet tiles under you…
“Tom?” Felix said, stroking his face tenderly. “Are you all right?”
“Yeah. I’m fine.” He took a deep breath, then wrapped his hands around Felix’s wrists and pushed them into the mattress.
Title: Sweet Revenge
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Zarek, Baltar
Bingo prompt(s): exhibitionism
Warnings: anal
Gaius was so pleased that Felix had told him the Quorum meeting had been moved up an hour that he actually made a point of trying to attend it. Felix had actually spoken to him. That was more than he’d gotten in the week since their…break-up, if you could call what they’d had a relationship.
In hindsight, Gaius should have wondered why Felix said he would leave the briefing memo on Gaius’s bed.
Gaius found not a memo on his bed, but rather a naked Chief Aide enthusiastically riding a slightly less naked Vice President.
Both grinned at Gaius evilly.
Title: Timing is Everything
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Zarek
Bingo prompt(s): tie/tease
“Thank you, Mr. Vice President,” the Canceron representative said.
“No, thank you,” Tom said. “The paperwork is in my office. If you’ll just follow-”
Tom opened the door part-way and froze. Felix sat in his desk chair, naked, feet propped on the desk and his arms tied to the armrests with Tom’s own neckties.
Felix was smirking at Tom’s expression until Tom said, “Actually, Ms. Kotsopolis, I think those papers are in the President’s office…”
Felix’s eyes went wide. Tom shut the door, wondering how the hell Felix had tied himself up and praying the meeting would finish soon.
Gaeta/Four (let's call them all dubcon)
Title: Bona Fiscalia (Public Property)
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Four/Four
Bingo prompt(s): double penetration
Warnings: dubcon, anal
Felix knew how Cylons viewed sharing. (He hoped Ellen never learned how many Cavils used her.) Human consorts were public property of the model line. However, Felix and Four’s pillow-talk of smuggling intel to the Resistance made sharing dangerous.
“I told them they can’t have you-only projections from my memories,” Four reassured. “They think I’m in love.”
But there were certain fantasies Felix and Four couldn’t play out alone. Refusing would have raised suspicion.
Felix knew his Four’s cock was inside him, but he couldn’t tell whether his Four was under him or the one thrusting in behind him.
Title: Metal and Skin
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Four
Bingo prompt(s): locks/chains
Warnings: dubcon
The Four always asked.
“Will you?” he said, handcuffs in one hand, spreader bar in the other.
It was the first time they’d come to something Felix would’ve wanted to say ‘no’ to even with a human lover. It wasn’t so much the loss of control, although that didn’t help. It was the difference between warm hands and cold metal.
Felix looked at the Four’s hands and shuddered.
“Will you?” he repeated.
Felix lay back. “I’m ready.”
The Four always asked, but the intel was too important. Felix never wanted to find out what would happen if he said ‘no.’
Title: Deal With the Devil
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaeta/Four
Bingo prompt(s): master/slave
Warnings: dubcon
Four’s hand ran along Felix’s thigh.
“Why are you helping me help the Resistance?” Felix finally ventured.
“The human capacity to exceed its own limitations fascinates me. I think we should leave humanity stranded here, checking in to see if it’s progressed or imploded.”
“Like a zoo.”
“Like a petri dish,” Four scoffed. He slipped his hand between Felix’s legs. “Besides, I don’t give anything without recompense.” Felix’s breath hitched. “No matter what humanity’s fate, yours lies with me, forever.”
“That’s the deal.”
Felix tried to count himself lucky, being able to bargain with something Four could have just taken.
Other Pairings and Non-Pairings
Title: Do Ya Think I’m Sexy?
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Dee, Lee, Narcho, Hoshi, Gaeta, Anders
Bingo prompt(s): striptease
The Pegasus crowd picked an excellent Saturday night to come down to the planet and Bottoms Up!
“Amateur Night?” Narcho said. “Why don’t you get up there and show us guests how it’s done, Gaeta?”
Felix sipped his drink. “They won’t let me. I don’t qualify as an amateur anymore,” he deadpanned. Dee snickered.
Louis hit Felix’s arm. “Oh my gods. Getting up on stage, is that-”
“Sam Anders?” they said in unison.
Even Felix blinked. “He must be really drunk.”
Lee fidgeted. “Should we stop him?”
“Don’t you dare,” everyone else said.
Sam’s tanks landed on their table.
Title: What Happens On Cloud 9… (Billy Lives! AU)
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Dee, Gaeta/Billy
Bingo prompt(s): alcohol
“Rise and shine!” Dee said too cheerfully, pulling open the curtain on Felix’s rack. “Oh my gods!”
The light hurt Felix’s head. Dee’s voice hurt Felix’s head. The elbow to his head from the bed partner Felix hadn’t realized was there really hurt.
“Looks like someone got over our break-up fast,” Dee snarked.
“Billy?” Felix said, recognizing the curly head sharing his pillow. “What the frak did we do?”
“No idea. Too drunk.”
“Thank goodness we all left before the hostage crisis,” Dee said. “But you’ve got no grounds for guilting me over dating Lee so quickly after you now.”
Title: Blessed Be the Fruit of Your Loons
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Gaius, Cult of Baltar
Bingo prompt(s): worship
Gaius supposed he really shouldn’t be surprised that a religion with him as the prophet would involve a decent amount of sensuality. He liked Jeanne and Tracey Anne and the others’ notion that coitus was a way of communing with God, and he certainly had no wish to disabuse his flock of that notion-particularly the pretty ones.
But really, some of their ideas for merchandising were a little much. Standard fertility charms? Fine. Recorded blessings for more orgasms? Whatever.
But statuettes of the Sacred Member (his sacred member) from casts made with someone’s make-your-own-dildo kit? Even Gaius had limits.
Title: Advice
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Hoshi, Racetrack
;Bingo prompt(s): anal sex
Warnings: anal (sort of)
The look in Racetrack’s eye when she sat down with him at Joe’s made Louis nervous.
“I think I should reward myself by trying something new.”
“Okay,” Louis said cautiously.
“I’m thinking anal sex. Got any tips?”
Louis was thinking Racetrack was drunk.
Louis said, “Well, it goes best if at least one partner knows what they’re doing.”
“I should look for experience.”
“Yes.” Louis’s stomach churned. “You’re not propositioning me, right? I’m-” way too gay for that. “exclusive with Felix.”
“Nah.” She pondered a moment. “What about Narcho?”
“Ooh, good choice. Don’t tell Felix I said that, though.”
Title: The Holy Dark Was Moving Too
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Tory/Anders
Bingo prompt(s): sensations
The music never really goes away.
Tory had been hoping that sex would make it go away. She’d tried everything else to no avail. However, sex does make the music better than anything else.
The rush of feelings doesn’t drown the music out; in fact, it seems to crescendo. It’s like her body is crying out to match the music’s rhythm, and her heart is off-beat if it’s not in time with the bass. Somehow, it’s as if Sam can feel the music in her body, helps her chase after it and gets caught up in its strange melody, too.