so today at lunch, I'm eating my usual five Laffy Taffys. I came across this joke that was completely horribly lame. I mean this joke is even below the ridiculously low Laffy Taffy humor standards.

Q: WHAT DID THE POTATO SAY TO THE COW?

I'll bet you're already laughing. Because potatoes don't talk. But here's the real kicker:

A: "GIVE ME SOME ( Read more... )

Nick's finally got his license and we've driven something like 100 miles in the past two days, heading absolutely nowhere. Last night was cool, I was out of my bad mood for a while, but then it's like I step out of the car, walk into my house, and bam, reality hits me. I need to do something about that. It's dragging me down bigtime. We live in ( Read more... )

this is a bad tune to listen to when you're upset

What were you born to do? Find out in 20 questions

hmm that link sure looks like it's to a 20-question online test that will tell you what career you should go into.

click on it. it's more like a self-help page. fuck MSN.com

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Led Zeppelin - Tangerine ( Read more... )

if anyone wants to see a few pics I took when Ted came up... I posted them in the MBA community, here's a link to the LJ cut's URL.

http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=mba&itemid=38438#cutid1

Measuring a summer's day, I only find it slips away to grey
The hours, they bring me pain

Tangerine, tangerine. Living reflection from a dream
I was her love, she was my queen, and now a thousand years between

Thinking how it used to be, does she still remember times like these?
To think of us again - and I do.

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nothing like a breakup to fuck up your 'perfect life'. i promise myself, this is the last time i will let myself think that everything is fine. because everything is never fine. as i learn the hard way, over and over again. 7 months ( Read more... )