Hamlet, That Uppity Fucktard Who Was Some Kind of German

[kaptainmorgan]

I've long thought about doing this, and so, having rediscovered the thought bank that is Livejournal, here do I present to you, the avid (and possibly imaginary) reader, a soliloquy from Shakespeare's seminal work Hamlet, that I have painstakingly translated into Redneck

Comments

[kinesys]

That right there is genius. I am copying that down. Hell, i'd be proud to do that at an audition.

[ex_ka]

Holy fuck, that was goddamn belly-quaking. Mind if I re-post this with attribution?

[kaptainmorgan]

Yeah, that's just fine.