This is a rare thing indeed: a post that is neither facetious nor about something terrible ( Read more... )

You can ask me six questions:
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No matter how random, revealing, rude, naughty or pointless, I promise to answer them 100% truthfully.

...I Would Too ( Read more... )

01. I lost my sense of smell on March 23, 1996 ( Read more... )

I am the fucking man ( Read more... )

.....and That Hurts Pretty Goddamned Good ( Read more... )

....I Shall Fear No Identity Theft, For The Firewall Art With Me ( Read more... )

Howdy to all appropriate motherfuckers ( Read more... )