Hmm.

[kara_zor_lol]

I'm certainly glad I caught some attention at G-8. The new hair extensions worked wonderfully, too. I'll have to trot them out for my next once-in-a-lifetime black-tie gala.

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[thisislexluthor]

Who'd you have to sleep with to get in?

[kara_zor_lol]

Helena Obama, according to Fox News.

Don't worry, I didn't look as pretty as you.

[thisislexluthor]

Of course you didn't. It would be physically impossible for you to look better than me. Regardless, I hope you didn't frighten any world leaders.

[kara_zor_lol]

I certainly look better in a dress.

Oh, silly me. What am I saying? Of course you're better looking. Really, darling, you simply must tell me what conditioner you use. I envy your feminine charm.

The world leaders seemed to like me well enough. I certainly hope you never go to Paris in something skimpy- you'll never get Sarkozy off of your scent. The French have questionable taste, after all.