Every time I buy a new scarf or sweater I end up dunking the tassles in my tea

Last night at a party, Brandi was wearing a plain mint-green sweater and she got 8 people to lick it when she told them that it tasted like mint.. AMAZING

 dicks, dicks, dicks,

wish i had a dick
suckin on a dick
life is full of dicks

"oh hi I am a thirty year old man from Mexico City, do you want to go get a coffee? are you busy tonight?"

"yes, i am busy, i am sorry."

"Una parte del aparato genital masculino forma parte del sistema urinario, ya que la uretra y el pene son conductos tanto para la orina  ( Read more... )

today i accidentally bit my tongue really hard. it actually just happened. about one minute ago. and i think i'm going to check if it's bleeding after i eat the chocolate.