cross posted because I have a deadline...

[karalyn6]

We are getting chef coats for work...which means me! Despite my spending most of my time behind a computer (I'm like those people who work at Hollywood Video and say they are in the movie industry...except for the food industry

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[kimmay17]

Can-opener Caroline? I dunno. TOO MUCH PRESSURE!!

[karalyn6]

I expected better from you Kim. :(

KEEP TRYING!!

[kimmay17]

How about Caroline, the fucking slut who shouldn't be allowed to open her fucking mouth!! HOW'S THAT FOR BETTER!?

haha

Corkscrew...?

[karalyn6]

Did I accidentally say it had to be an alliteration?!? If I wanted answers like Corkscrew Caroline I would be on the phone with Liz right now!

Your first one was better...but probably wouldn't fit on the jacket. :|

[cataia]

Caroline Queen of Brine? :P Thats all I got :P

[karalyn6]

It sounds nice...but I don't know how prestigious it is to be the queen of a salted liquid you soak raw meat in.

Though "Stick your meat in me!" may be the greatest slogan ever!

[cataia]

Caroline. Yours or mine? ;)

[theshoelacearmy]

Caroline, the Company Slave.

[karalyn6]

Helpful as always. :(

[eireann8]

Caroline, the Queen of Wine? Or maybe you could use "Brightest Crayon" instead of "Sharpest Tool?" :P

[karalyn6]

Yeah, but I was going with sharpest knife as a kitchen reference...

[eireann8]

Gotcha. Well, maybe just go with "sharpest knife?"

[karalyn6]

Or maybe just "Sharp." ?